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unicorn hair

In reference to a human, non-unicorn, who possesses very long flowing hair. It is usually wavy or curly and moves around when walking, like a horse prancing. Most commonly found on Renaissance fair enthusiasts, and a gentleman on my block that wears velvet blazers daily. Or shorter versions maybe found on business gents, who keep it flowy, but just up front.
Did you catch a sight of the way that guy was prancing around with his unicorn hair?

Her hair was so majestically flowing it looked as though she stole it from a unicorn, wait, it is unicorn hair.

It looks as though he has tamed his flowing locks for business unicorn hair, but the prance is still there.
by Alyson Clair August 11, 2008
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Natural Hair

Your natural hair is when your hair is in the state that you were born with. Hair that is not permed, dyed, relaxed, or chemically altered.

Natural hair texture with its natural color.
I'm not going to perm my hair anymore; I prefer to where it natural.

I love my natural hair, it's so curly and strong.
by JoSm January 17, 2010
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Hair Cock

A bulge in a females bathing suit or underwear formed because of absurd amounts of pubic hair.
"I went to the beach and realized that my girlfriend had a giant hair cock."
by tag-nut March 21, 2009
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Prom Hair

How a girl's hair looks the day of her Junior Highschool or Highschool prom. It is usually in a fancy/formal looking up-do and must usually be done at a salon.
Any style of an up-do, such as a loose, high bun with several pieces of squiggly hair dangling, is considered prom hair, as well as any other formal style that has been salon perfected. Glitter gel is also commonly used to make hair sparkle.
by Bella Muerte April 28, 2006
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Facial Hair Rule

The rule that states that fascists have mustaches:
(Hitler, Mussolini)
and communists have Beards:
(Marx, Castro, Lenin)

Mao is an exception, because he is Asian and therefore does not need facial hair.

Also known as the FHR
According to the Facial Hair Rule, your new friend is not a communist as you believe, but is actually striving for fascism!
by Mindbleed June 15, 2008
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Haircut Fallout

The large amount of comments, attention, and shock by people about your hair right after it's cut.
"That haircut fallout will be soooo long with your new style."
by technocactus May 26, 2009
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Gay Hairdresser

A gay hairdresser is someone you utterly spill your guts to about relationships, breakups, social happenings, and related nonsense.

The phrase takes its origin from how in films and television shows a woman will dump or have a deep self centered conversation with their gay hairdresser or friend.

(The thanksgiving episode of king of the hill is a good example)
"So that was when she broke up with me. I felt like i was dicked around."

"Thats rough."

"Aw, shit, sorry dude. I didn't mean to make you my gay hairdresser."
by AtomickBombick October 16, 2008
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