husbando

A horrible, incorrect way of saying husband in Spanish, typically by people who do not know the language and are grasping at straws, are speakers of Spanglish, or who are trying to make a joke.

Girl 1: I no have no husbando, okayo?
Spanish speaker: Que?

by ParadiseElement May 8, 2014

Brother-Husbands

When more than one man is married to one woman at the same time, the men are brother husbands; the men are usually bisexual and the woman is straight. There are also Sister-Wives; in this case, the women are bisexual and the man is straigt. You can have as many brother-husbans or sister-wives as you want.

Tom and Bryan are both married to Katie! Tom and Bryan are Brother-Husbands!

by stibz December 8, 2011

husbonding

A time for the husbands of couple friendships to bond.

Us ladies are going to talk. why don't you two do some husbonding.

by J-heff March 6, 2008

Husbandry

1) The act of being a husband.

2) All things that go along with being a husband.

I am going to stay home and help my wife with the kids for at least one weekend out of the next 5, it's all about good husbandry.

by Rezzy Rez May 12, 2009

Husbandage

Like Marriage, except the man has no say in the matter whatsoever. Instead a single female decides to bypass the whole boyfriend stage and marry her dream man, with or without his permission.

Erika the Ganga decided her virgin booty was too precious for a boyfriend, and didn't want to deal with the bullshit. Screw Marriage, Husbandage!

by Frank A. Lee December 28, 2011

husbandey

Newly transformed life/procreating partner; one who assumes all provider and domesticated roles, bat shit crazy. Male version of "wifey".

Wifey wanting to go on girls' night out to husbandey, "Dear, can you look after the kids tonight?"

by NDUP November 27, 2018

Husbandoo

Just like a waifu , a husbandoo is a word for an anime character that's seen as a potential husband.

"Have you watched Death Note?"
- "Yeah, Light Yagami is such a husbandoo!!"

by A waiu April 1, 2019