Hurrivirgin

(n.): (1) One who as never been through a hurricane but is expecting to soon. (2) one who is in a hurry to loose their virginity.

(1) Holy shit that effing storm is heading right at us, I wish I wasn't a hurrivirgin.

(2) I'm going to college soon and want to go in with some experience, so I am a hurrivirgin.

by eeek_Earl_is_coming September 2, 2010

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Hurricane Spocktrina

A hurricane of jizz that leaves the entire ground covered in a white film.

Hurricane Spocktrina left the ground covered in jizz so we decided to make jizz angels.

by Spock Boy October 13, 2010

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Hurricane Barbeque

The unintentional barbeque that results from a hurricane, loss of power, and a freezer full of meat.

After hurricane Isaac, our neighborhood had a Hurricane Barbeque.

by LazyHitchhiker August 30, 2012

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Hurricane Katrina Shoes

Shoes that look like they've gone through Hurricane Katrina. Really beat up shoes with holes in them.

I told her to throw out those raggedy Hurricane Katrina shoes but she refused because her dead mom gave them to her.

After wearing her Toms for three weeks straight, her shoes looked like Hurricane Katrina shoes.

by incarceratedcriminal May 12, 2013

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Hurry puddle

A hurry puddle is the result of a man not taking the time to shake, wipe or air dry his penis after urination, thereby causing a telltale moisture spot upon the front of his trousers. Usually aligned to the natural orientation of said penis, a hurry puddle is generally more visible on grey and khaki pants.

"Dude, wtf is on Brett's crotch?"
"The old geezer forgot to shake and got a hurry puddle. Go tell him to cover it with his iPad."

by TankTheFrank September 2, 2013

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