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Horseapple

The large rough green inedible fruit of the Bois D'Arc or Osage-orange tree. No, horses do not eat them. Nothing eats them. They've even been used as insecticide. And the fresh sap in them is nearly impossible to get off of anything it gets on.

They're called horse apples because they're round and the same shade of green as fresh horse shit.

They exist for kids to throw at each other and raise big welts.
What the hell is this thing? It looks like a green softball.

It's a horseapple.
by Bryonia May 29, 2009
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Horse Pussy

Referring to dark colored, fleshy pussy lips. Typically found amongst <br>women of hispanic or asian descent; though this term is used when <br>the features are seen out of context on a lighter skinned white woman.<br> Instead of perky, pink labia, a girl possesses an unexpected <br>darker shade of vaginal protrusion. Not seen as a bad thing; some <br>find this attribute unique and appealing. Recently it has gained <br>notoriety and a fetish-like following.
Ex. 1: "When I took off Amanda's thong she had a Horse Pussy".
Ex. 2: "Her horse Pussy looked like a grilled burger between two sesame seed buns".
Ex. 3: "That white girl's meat curtains looked more like a roast beef sandwich".
by $ilver Hor$e February 28, 2009
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Horsefuck

Violent application of force or exuberance, succh as that displayed by a stallion while fucking
"I horsefucked that teeshot straight down the middle"
by Gurusteveage July 10, 2009
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Horsecat

crossbreed of a horse and cat. recently create by a little korean girl

also has a life expectancy of 50 some years.

not to be confused with house cat
Tutor: what word is this korean girl? (points to house cat)
Korean: horsecat!

Tutor's friend: *muffled laughter* horsecat *muffled laughter*
by <3horsecat July 13, 2010
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Old Horse Fat

Dude, Carol wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around.
by Jungle VIP April 3, 2009
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jingle horse

A horse kept at a campsite overnight, to be ridden in the morning to round up (to jingle) all the other horses who are out grazing.

At a cowboy campsite, most of the horses are allowed to go graze overnight with some degree of freedom, with a little bell attached so they can still be found in the dark by the sound. One horse is kept near the camp so it can be ridden to round up the others in the morning.

Traditionally, the horses were supposed to be fed before anyone else could eat breakfast, so someone would be tasked to go "jingle" the horses in the early hours of the morning, since the little bells would jingle whenever they moved.

Source: Equus Magazine, "The Language of Horses" Nov 2014

The phrase also appears in the original lyrics for the Christmas song, Jingle Bell Rock.
Steve, saddle up on the jingle horse and go jingle the other horses so they can be fed before any of us can eat.
by hinglejorse December 16, 2017
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horse around

verb
1. To engage in pre-adolescent hijinks that generally annoy stodgy adults who were raised in a different time.
2. To ass-rape someone in the shower.
"Why is everybody so upest with what Jerry did, all i heard he did was horse around with some kids at camp?"

"Yes, but the bad kind of horsing around."

"Oh, Jesus."
by martin grammatica November 17, 2011
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