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Reach Around Handjob

A reach around handjob is a wonderful and very skillful art only used by the best mommies and parentless women (or the pretty hot nerd girls too) and how it works is, your sitting on your hot ass mommy’s lap and she is reaching from behind you and professionally edging, stroking or milking your meat rod and if she’s a real mommy then she will whisper sweet nothings in your war while your shooting ropes or while pumping your beef jerky (and dirty sweet nothings work as well and much better) and the goal is for you to cum EVERYWHERE while feeling some motherly love and warmth and usually the mommy has the choice to continue for hours even if your pleading or whimpering for mercy (not like you will have the strength to resist or anything)
Max: Dude, you look like you have been drained or something
Terry: Y-Yea man, my momm- I mean gf gave me a reach around handjob and I thought she was gonna kill me!
Max: Damn dude that sounds fucking crazy…. Should I ask my gf for that too?
Terry: Yes, absolutely and make sure she edges you first
by H0110WK1NG December 29, 2025
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Reach Around Handjob

A reach around handjob is a wonderful and very skillful art only used by the best mommies and parentless women (or the pretty hot nerd girls too) and how it works is, your sitting on your hot ass mommy’s lap and she is reaching from behind you and professionally edging, stroking or milking your meat rod and if she’s a real mommy then she will whisper sweet nothings in your war while your shooting ropes or while pumping your beef jerky (and dirty sweet nothings work as well and much better) and the goal is for you to cum EVERYWHERE while feeling some motherly love and warmth and usually the mommy has the choice to continue for hours even if your pleading or whimpering for mercy (not like you will have the strength to resist or anything)
Max: Dude, you look like you have been drained or something
Terry: Y-Yea man, my momm- I mean gf gave me a reach around handjob and I thought she was gonna kill me!
Max: Damn dude that sounds fucking crazy…. Should I ask my gf for that too?
Terry: Yes, absolutely
by H0110WK1NG December 29, 2025
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Milking Handjob

A milking handjob is a technique that the dommy mommies, goth mommies or really any powerful mommy use to drain the balls and minds of their victims and even your gf who you thought was the sweetest thing could use this on you so be careful! How the milking handjob works is simple, the mommy (or your gf) will tie you up or just wrap around you so that you can’t move or use your limbs and then she will do a godly handjob until you unleash your ropes of life but unluckily (or luckily) for you, she is not stopping until you pass out or she’s certain you can’t move, think or cum again and if she’s a real mommy then she will be whispering sweet nothings into your ear as you whimper and squirm in agony (or ecstasy) due to her milking
Red: Dude wtf happened to you?! Why are you in a wheelchair and why do you like so skinny?!
Landon: My….My gf…..did the…..m-milking handjob…..
Red: O-Oh my god…Landon no….What did I tell you about that?! You could have died!
Landon: F-Forgive….me bro…..It was so…..worth it
Red: …..Really? Should I ask my gf for one?
Landon: Absolutely
by H0110WK1NG December 29, 2025
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panty handjob

an action in which a woman will simulate her panties on a male's penis usually resulting in ejactulation on the panties
friend 1 - my girlfriend gave me an unforgettable panty handjob last night.
friend 2 I should see if my girlfriend would do it to me.
by Frosted1 February 12, 2025
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Battle Creek handjob

A Battle Creek handjob is when your getting a handjob while simultaneously fingering your own ass hole
yeah I got me a Battle Creek handjob behind the bowling alley
by ilovejay222 March 9, 2025
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Madam's handjob

When a woman removes her underwear and uses it to give a guy a hand job so that the panties soak up the cum, similar to a posh wank.
She took her pants off in the car and gave me a madam's handjob
by Space_Ashe March 24, 2025
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Alaskan handjob

It’s a handjob with a slurpee as lube.
Guy: ya know, babe, our sex life is great but it’s time to ramp it up a bit!
Girl: I know you aren’t asking me for an Alaskan handjob!
by anonymous June 2, 2023
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