Grundle

When a person is disheveled, hungover or a hot mess.

Damm…. She’s being a total grundle

by Dumpsterkitty2 November 26, 2021

Grundle

1. The hairy sector separating your bunghole from your dilly-dally.

2. A room in a house/apartment specifically for men to hang out at, also referred to as a "man cave".

After a long, hard day of working in the yard, I love to come inside and scratch my sweaty grundle.

Man 1: Dude we've got the Nintendo 64 all hooked up in the grundle! Come over!
Man 2: Cool, bro! I'll bring over some PBR and an extra controller!

by SillySailor500 September 28, 2011

grundle

the perineum, especially the male perineum

I tried to shave my grundle but I just ended up making it itch.

by The Return of Light Joker November 19, 2011

Grundle

A male genitalia.

I was pressure washing my lawn when a wasp came right up to me and stung me right in my grundle.

by Sgt. Wetwipe June 19, 2016

Grundle

The perineum on a human male. Located between the scrotum and anus. Aptly named after the hairyness of the Grendel monster from Beowulf and a young polishman's genitals. Originated in Jessup Maryland circa 1994.

"Mike has a super hairy grundle and his girlfriend Ann wouldnt go near it, so he dumped her"

by Double Bs July 13, 2016

Grundle Protector

Protection of the patch of skin between the ballsack and butthole (grundle) by way of plastic or rubber inserts. Often attacked by hands or genetalia.

A: How was da club?
B: Like shit! Forgot my grundle protector.

by GroupB May 05, 2014

Grundle Knuckle

Grundle Knuckle is when the taint is rubbed or massaged to cause a dude to cum

Bruce was getting an old fashioned HJ and Stacy wanted to speed things up and gave him the old Grundle Knuckle to help him cum more.

by DanielleWhittier May 05, 2023