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Grant's Amendment

A caveat to the odds game which enables the user to withdraw from odds which have previously been given to them with no forefeit.

Orginally concieved when Grant Saint Clair lost his odds and was required to chin a pan of rum. Unable to face this he feebly asked for an amendment to be added which would allow him to be exempt from these odds.

The amendment was carried over to other members of the group with two rules only:
1. The amendment can only be used on a holiday/trip - it does not apply to every day situations.
2. Each individual within the group is entitled to only one use of their amendement.
Creation story:
John: "Grant, odds you down that pan of rum?"
Grant: "I cannot do this, I'm smashed."
John: "Fucking pussy, 5/1 max"
Grant: "3/1 ya prick"
John: "Count us in"
Steve: "3, 2, 1...."
Grant & John: "2"
All except Grant: "eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
Grant: "I physically cannot do this. Pulling out my amendment, this is not happening tonight"
And so, Grant's Amendment was born.
by Bol'ead May 9, 2018
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Travis R Grant

Travis is the most amazing, perfect person who has the cutest laugh, wonderful eyes, an amazing smile, is super funny, extremely smart, and attractive ;)
by It's just me 7733 January 22, 2012
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grant butt

A male who likes to grant anal sex in his anus. Often from well hung chimpanzees or guys named Vern.
Grant Butt allowed Donger the Chimp to leave pecker tracks on his lower back.
by Longer Butt Donger December 14, 2017
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Luke Grant

Imagine being so Asian, couldn’t be me! If your name is like this you are most likely a banana from Guatemala. Ching Chong wing wong.
Hey look at the kid over there! He is a banana! Most likely a luke Grant.
by Millimetter petter November 17, 2020
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Grant

Grant is the closest thing to God a human can be. He is an absolute Chad. He is charismatic, smart, funny, and is smooth with the ladies. He has probably already had sex with your mom. There is enough evidence to suggest that he created the universe.
"Yo I don't understand why everyone says Grant is so great he really isn't tha- *dies a painful and sudden death*"
by DooDooBoy October 16, 2019
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Grant Stone

Grant Stone (adj.) - A phrase used to describe someone or something that combound effortless coolness and borderline perfection in a way that is undeniably impressive to the point it sparks envy.
Behind the wheel of a vintage Porsche, shades locked in, pulling up to the swankiest Thai spot in town-he's not showing off, he's just Grant Stone in motion.
by Elwood Vanzetti May 13, 2025
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