According Ben Shapiro the role of government is to protect HIM. Protect his religion. Protect his stuff from the rabble. Protect his stuff and religion from foreigners. Ha! Governmommy!
Hym "The role of government is to protect Ben. That's it. That's his entire thing. Protect his kids from SEEING a tranny of anything that might make them question their religious presuppositions. Protect HIM from getting his stuff taken (But OBVIOUSLY not ME, HYM, But HIM instead of me (because my stuff is being taken)). Keep people who might change how the government works from EXCLUSIVELY PROTECTING HIM to something else. I mean, the shit-libs just want to replace religion use it as a tool to force people to behave how they want them to behave. Just as bad but stoll better than the religion."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2024
Get the The role of governmentmug. by HolidayGuy July 21, 2021
Get the Government Bluesmug. A phrase used to initially infer the inclusion of everyone in the actions of the state before slowly admitting "oh, we didn't mean you" and then it is used to justify the actions of the state. Current examples include China (Central People's Government), a soviet backed occupation of Lithuania (People's Government of Lithuania) , soviet backed client state in northern Iran (Azerbaijan People's Government ) and the United Kingdom (People's Government)
My name is Boris. I am the leader of the People's Government of the United Kingdom. <coughs> I am the leader of the People's Government of Britain <coughs> I am the leader of the People's Government of England. It is the will of the people to rebuild hadrian's wall and Offa's Dyke and we are not paying for it.
by Grandfather Flump December 14, 2019
Get the People's Governmentmug. Government taxis come in many forms, but most often they have some local common characteristics.
The larger variants include a separate traveling section for the customers.
Differing from other taxis the government pays for your trip. The pick up is available everywhere, but unfortunately they only stop in one place, a government provided accommodation service. The government taxi usually does not require a specific call, just break a showcase and wait.
On the trip you are usually accompanied by two people dressed in blue, to provide safety. They also usually assist you and walk you to your accommodation, even preparing the required paperwork.
The larger variants include a separate traveling section for the customers.
Differing from other taxis the government pays for your trip. The pick up is available everywhere, but unfortunately they only stop in one place, a government provided accommodation service. The government taxi usually does not require a specific call, just break a showcase and wait.
On the trip you are usually accompanied by two people dressed in blue, to provide safety. They also usually assist you and walk you to your accommodation, even preparing the required paperwork.
by Urban Gnome October 27, 2021
Get the Government Taximug. A silver teeth having ass kid. Most likely got sticky fingers, a dirty pull-up and lice. The government paid for his bottle rot teeth and capped em with a silver grill.
by R707 June 11, 2020
Get the Government grillmug. The government doesn't NEED to watch you. So long as you accept the propositions of the Universal Submission Ethic I know EXACTLY where you are. I know where you are on Sunday. I know you need to work hard and be friendly so I know where you are going to be Monday through Friday.
Conspiracy theorist "ThE gOvErNmEnT iS wAtChInG yUo!"
Hym "I don't even need to watch you to know where most of you are and I'M actually being watched so I don't really see how my thing isn't worse than your fucking DATA."
Hym "I don't even need to watch you to know where most of you are and I'M actually being watched so I don't really see how my thing isn't worse than your fucking DATA."
by Hym Iam August 2, 2023
Get the ThE gOvErNmEnT iS wAtChInG yUomug. Elite ruling body of a state, territory or country who believes they are doing good by their people by oppressing them with often times pointless laws. This ruling body makes rules or laws that they expect regular citizens to follow with threat of monetary fines or jail time; however, Government officials almost always have loopholes for themselves that is often times exploited by this elite ruling body for monetary gain and to continue their rule of power.
Prior to nationwide announcements and lockdowns associated with the COVID-19 pandemic, US Government officials used their privileged knowledge to prevent monetary loss in their stock market portfolios.
The United States Federal Government continues to oppress their population with The War on Drugs by refusing to reschedule Marijuana. Although 24 of the 50 states have fully legalized marijuana, the federal government continues to oppress their population with clandestine laws.
The United States Federal Government continues to oppress their population with The War on Drugs by refusing to reschedule Marijuana. Although 24 of the 50 states have fully legalized marijuana, the federal government continues to oppress their population with clandestine laws.
by J to the S y'all March 14, 2022
Get the Governmentmug.