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Gordon

Gordons are the most tallest person you'll ever meet they are hansome and have a deep voice which attracts lots of girls but he is shy. Most Gordons are Greek and Russian. Star Wars, Call of Duty, guns and knives are attributes that are commonly known for Gordons they are the most loyal person ever. Gordons can be the greatest person ever or you will run for you life if you challenge them. They love dogs more than people.
Person1: Look everyone it's Gordon!

Girls: He is so handsome and tall
by HomieMegalodon66 November 22, 2021
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Tristen Gordon

by Luislovemyboiii October 1, 2021
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Gordon

by Johngle arson September 8, 2025
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Gordon

A name typically givin to males. Men with this name are statistically more likely to become gay/zoophilic during early puberty.

they usually have a minecraft username containing "UwU", "OwO", or ">~<"

one example of a username would be "doggygordonUwU"
Candice: yo what the fuck, is that gordon over there raping a duck-
Jerkon: *interrupts* oh that? thats totally normal for guys named gordon around that age
by Nicholas Gur April 10, 2022
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gordon

a mother fucker who always argue with you. Give negative feedback all the times and is your pain in the ass.
look at that fucking gordon. all you cooked is shit.
by such a fucking random gay November 21, 2021
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Gordon Ramsay

by TapCat February 10, 2021
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Gordon Shower

A fetish act of taking a shower in a mix of camel's piss and milk to possibly cure all diseases.
My boss wanted us to take a Gordon shower to reach a 30% boost in our immunity.
by word_wiz April 13, 2021
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