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Goose stunner

The goose stunner is the act of slapping your lazy eyed boyfriend between the eyes with an xxl condom full of frozen cum when he bothers you
Gabe performed a goose stunner on her boyfriend for cumming too fast

The chubby girl next door gave her bf a goose stunner because he bothered her while she was having sex with the neighbour
by BogusAnalus December 19, 2022
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Goose Engine

Whooo-eee it sure is hot out here Joan. I gotta get up and air out the ol' goose engine.

This goose engine hasn't taken flight in some time now.
by Melawesomeous July 16, 2016
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muffle goosed

An extremely high form of inebriation. Usually only associated with ones birthday party, a best man at a wedding reception, or a fresh break up. Symptoms often include vomitting in your own car, trying to make out with random members of the opposite sex, and being firemans carried back to your house and/or bed.
Dude, Look at Johnny. He is straight up Muffle Goosed!
by UrbanIrvin June 4, 2014
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Front goose

A sex position that is just missionary but the person on top is feeding the bottom stale bread throughout the act.
Dude, last night after the party Emma and I did front goose for like 2 hours.
by Gooseman McGee September 9, 2023
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Strangling the goose

An aggressive style of masturbation whereby the penis is gripped and flogged so hard it gives the appearance of a small goose being strangled.
I walked in the changing room and Tony was in the corner frantically strangling the goose for a bit of quick relief before work.
by Fi69 May 2, 2020
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Goose-Stepping

Stomping around pissed off and screaming. Throwing stuff around. Mad and making sure everyone knows it.
Man I could hear Dolo Goose-Stepping all night last night at his girl.
by SoloDolo8 December 15, 2018
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Grinding the Goose

To masturbate. Equivalent to "stroking the chicken", whacking off, or wanking.
"Hey man have you seen Jonny?"
"No dude, he's probably in his room, grinding the goose."
by MCNAIL September 1, 2012
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