The goose stunner is the act of slapping your lazy eyed boyfriend between the eyes with an xxl condom full of frozen cum when he bothers you
Gabe performed a goose stunner on her boyfriend for cumming too fast
The chubby girl next door gave her bf a goose stunner because he bothered her while she was having sex with the neighbour
The chubby girl next door gave her bf a goose stunner because he bothered her while she was having sex with the neighbour
by BogusAnalus December 19, 2022

Whooo-eee it sure is hot out here Joan. I gotta get up and air out the ol' goose engine.
This goose engine hasn't taken flight in some time now.
This goose engine hasn't taken flight in some time now.
by Melawesomeous July 16, 2016

An extremely high form of inebriation. Usually only associated with ones birthday party, a best man at a wedding reception, or a fresh break up. Symptoms often include vomitting in your own car, trying to make out with random members of the opposite sex, and being firemans carried back to your house and/or bed.
by UrbanIrvin June 4, 2014

A sex position that is just missionary but the person on top is feeding the bottom stale bread throughout the act.
by Gooseman McGee September 9, 2023

An aggressive style of masturbation whereby the penis is gripped and flogged so hard it gives the appearance of a small goose being strangled.
I walked in the changing room and Tony was in the corner frantically strangling the goose for a bit of quick relief before work.
by Fi69 May 2, 2020

Stomping around pissed off and screaming. Throwing stuff around. Mad and making sure everyone knows it.
by SoloDolo8 December 15, 2018

by MCNAIL September 1, 2012
