Goon Shower

The Goon Shower is the act of having a wine cask above ones head (either held by ones self or an individual known as the squirter) and squirting the contents into ones open mouth for a prolonged period of time. Goon is often spilt onto ones hair, face and clothes, thus it is a 'shower'. A goon shower is a party game similar to goon of fortune.
Having a bag of cheap wine squirted over an individual, resulting in them essentially having a shower of goon (thus the term Goon Shower has now become common place) as opposed to the traditional water.
by Paul Turner November 12, 2007
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Goon Door

House party game: one door in the house - often the most direct route to the toilets, assuming that there is another, less direct one available - is designated to be the goon door. Any person who passes through it, either by accident or by being pushed, is punished by having to perform a nine-second goon layback.
1: (Passes through the goon door)
Everyone else: (Yells) GOON DOOR!
1: (Does goon layback)
by Aspirex November 13, 2005
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ya goon

ya goon is a way of expressing your anger of a British person or people most likely a Roadman or can be a label for an annoying British person.
"Mate go fuck your self"
"Na ya goon suck a dick"

*someone shoves you*
"Yo fuck u ya goon"
by Rohan McCririe December 19, 2017
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Goon fairy

A girl that enjoys taking advantage of men at party's by forcing goon down their throat. These women usually have power issues and usually try to target "GOON MONSTA's"

The term originates in the western suburbs of Melbourne during, when people used to refer to women as goon fairys that would steel people Cast wine at parties
Person 1: some one stole my goon

Person 2: Yeah was probably that goon fairy over there, shes now using your cask to feed and then prey on that unsuspecting bloke
by GmansGorgeous June 12, 2011
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Goon

SomethingAwful ring of plagiarist, journalistic fabricators, stalkers, and journalistic hoax starters of the modern era as I have the taunt for them known as "Goons get what Goons Deserve" as it stemmed from the boxer that was a video game movie director getting into a fight with Lowtax.

I had the blog where I didn't challenge him to a fight in the ring -- I wanted to fight him in the street where I could do some serious damage. Lowtax wouldn't be given a concussion he would gotten a beat-down that rivaled the double homicide railing of the convicted murderer in The Cabbie Homicide who happened to be in my homeroom. Known Goons are AutoAim who sent a flier to my family's neighborhood and posted their address on VampireFreaks cults then wrote as my late grandmother and impersonated my family on VampireFreaks. He was tossed from the site for stalking then came back as the same damn name. DJ Pathogen and the plagiarist I was trailing for years originated in 2008 from the same website as The Hive Mind on Associated Content laid into the collective of pedophiles. According to the YouTube footage of Lowtax boxing the director, he couldn't fight for shit as in An Eye In Shadows I noted as others seen this. I had been prone to use a combination lock as a melee weapon as I also whipped a bully with a broken bike chain getting oil on his nice U-Men shirt.
SomethingAwful, what did that wop say about us on his blog?

AutoAim_CFG: Let's lift his work and bastardize his characters under the guise of fair use, we will collectively break him.
Others -- I think you should be careful of this one. He's prone to troll murder groupies as his nickname from the known crime blogger is The Administer of Agitation. He fights back with real investigative reporting and not afraid to reveal names of trolls as he does this on YouTube. Trolling the trolls is something closely associated with him.

Some noted he gave chase to a thug in Cabrini Green after doing a suicide throw from Judo on him as he studied multiple martial arts magazines and hand-to-hand combat magazines to learn effectively know where to hit with punches, knee-strikes (Krav Maga style knee strikes), boxing style punching, and came from a Greco-Roman wrestling background. He effectively threw a 13 year old gang banger into the ground on the verge of turning 14. Some had confirmed it took an off-duty cop to peel him off as he had him in a headlock and proceeded to punch the thug in the head. He wrote the book on psychological warfare as some noted rivals CIA levels as he engaged his old place with a picture of NoBama burning the Constitution as a psychological melee weapon.

The little greaseball flat out taunted us with "Goons get what goons deserve."
by illinoishorrorman January 20, 2018
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goon

mike monaco is the biggest goon ever
by whocares1234 June 30, 2010
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coon and goon

An Australian wine and cheese night. It provides an opportunity for the youth to experience the finer things in life. It usually involves copious amounts of terrible wine, mixed with ungodly amounts of Kraft cheese singles.
Oi brev. I'm feeling a bit classy tonight, how about we get the gang together for a coon and goon night?
by Goonlord March 06, 2016
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