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gooch zit

a purple coloured zit located on the space between your ballsack and asshole aka your gooch.
damn mitchy, your gooch zit is lookin a little infected. maybe you should get it checked out?
by sexybella555 January 22, 2019
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gooch sauce

Gooch sauce is the liquid between a man's ballsack and butthole aka the perineum. Some may say it has a strong musky smell to it while others may find it alluring. During sexual encounters, one may lick another's gooch to taste the sauce all the while creating unerving body spasm that releases a sexual euphoric squeal that can't be contained
John had his gooch sauce lapped up by his dog during a weird sexual experiment in his teenage years. He regrets the experience but not the sensation.
by altoid51 August 16, 2017
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Scooter the Gooch

(Verb)
1. When the clitoris is stimulated by rubbing against a partner’s gooch. 2. Hetero-tribbing. 3. To lose by a narrow margin in the last second.

alt. Gucci Scooter
(1)“Hey Janet are you going to make it to the OFFL Fantasy draft tonight?”
“Nah, I’ll probably stay in, open a bottle of wine, and Scooter the Gooch with hubby”
(2) “Man, I really Scootered the Gooch last game.”
by Buckle My Shoe 3 4 November 26, 2020
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long gooch

its an area in between the ass and ballsack, specifically one that extends extensively.
My tribal name is short-staff, long-gooch.

Random guy : Whats up long gooch.

Long gooch : nothin.
by long gooch May 4, 2018
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ape gooch

When one's taint is hairy and sweaty, not unlike an ape.
She wanted to lick my ass, but I have an ape gooch, so I told her to reconsider.

I survived a plane crash in the mountains by using my ape gooch to distill water.

You have an ape gooch.

Your ape gooch had a musky stench.
by Chi facebook March 3, 2016
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Skinny gooch

by Gl1zzy G0bb1ah September 17, 2020
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Gooche letting

The act of cutting your gooche open and letting the blood run into your blood hole.
"yeah, the other night I got bored, so I decided a little gooche letting was in order."
by Bud is good June 3, 2009
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