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Groat

The act of putting your dick in someone’s ass while they have to shit and then having them give you a blowjob. Bonus points for sprinkling the dick with crushed up peanuts.
I had to take a really big shit last night so I let Roger stick his dick in my ass first so we could groat.
by duckydude August 20, 2022
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GROAT

what the fuck are you saying, you groat

that guy kanye west, he's the groat!
by jayjeyjai October 2, 2022
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grotesquerie

A collective noun for the majority of “journalists” & political commentators & shock jocks in Australia.
It's pretty funny to me that the Australian right wing grotesquerie imports Fox News talking points, right after the failure of the "Red wave" to materialise in the midterms. It's like they think that stuff's going to fly here when it flopped in Arizona
by leroyisnot November 13, 2022
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groot

by snow_assassin November 17, 2022
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grootie

finn is a grootie.
by grootie tootie trish December 7, 2022
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grootie

finn is a grootie boy
by tootitootigrootie December 7, 2022
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grootie

like groot but with an ie on the end. someone who is a little introverted and a bit lanky. a sweet boy.
finn is a grootie.
by tootitootigrootie December 7, 2022
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