JoLynn's gift of a Cal sweatshirt didn't fit me, so I thought of network gifting and passed it on to Lilia who looks great in it and really liked it.
by bellagio99 August 9, 2012

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

People who show up naked at your house and offer their luscious warm softness as a "present" for you to savor and enjoy.
Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P
by QuacksO October 25, 2019

Not a present. Actually, the opposite. The most insufferable person you will ever meet. Never stops talking about things that don’t matter and loves AJR. White boy lover even though they deny it. Cannot get enough of the white boys. Calls every white boy a racist but her underwear is in the back of “Parker Jones’” car.
by badb00tybabe February 10, 2024

Don’t ask where or how the good luck has come your way even if it’s in the form of a discord message.
Kid, don’t look a gift horse in the discord message. You’ll lose out on the gift, the horse, and the discord message in the end.
by Kitkatandfriends October 12, 2020

A: What is this dirty shirt in your room?
L: That is not mine! It must be Dan‘s…
S: I guess you have been given a Dan‘s gift!
L: That is not mine! It must be Dan‘s…
S: I guess you have been given a Dan‘s gift!
by n0t_dan November 20, 2022

by Bedtime gift October 5, 2017
