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Flaming Gayiada

(v.) The act of a man getting into a Mazda Miada and pouring Hypnotic™ liquor all over the gear shifter; sets the shifter ablaze then proceeds to straddle it. In one quick motion the man sits his naked ass on the shifter, putting out the fire as it enters his dirt button.

Note: An "epic flaming gayiada" can be accomplished if the man can drive 1 full mile, shifting through every gear with shifter still inserted.
Kile painfully realized his true sexual identity after he completed an epic flaming gayiada.
by fé dåç†ø January 16, 2011
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Flaming Scrot

Used to describe the prolonged periods of intense itchiness of the scrotum. Usual causes are fungal infections or STD's such as crabs.
No mum, I can't stop scratching...I've got Flaming Scrot
by Sknib November 18, 2011
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flaming blow

the sexual act of lighting one's fart so that the flames lick the genitals of another.

In an extreme variant, the male genitals are doused in cooking sherry, which is ignited by the flaming blow, then extinguished by anal penetration. Done incorrectly, it can lead to fire in the hole.
She singed my pubes with that flaming blow, but it was totally worth it.
by Kinsey's Johnson Master November 18, 2011
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Flaming Scarecrow

The act of light both you, and your partners pubic hair on fire and then continuing to have sexual intercourse.
My genitals are still singed from that flaming scarecrow!
by DrFlayvas July 28, 2011
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Flaming Disaster

Describes a situation that is in desperate need of remedy. Something that is worse than horrible, but not devastating or life changing. A person's appearance that is worse than a hot mess. Something that could be viewed as being worse than a hot mess.
The new project that was constructed was worse than horrible, it was a flaming disaster. Having such hostile individuals all in the same room resulted in the meeting being worse than counterproductive, it was a flaming disaster. Even though we all worked collaboratively to complete the project, our efforts resulted in a flaming disaster.
by Dhe January 27, 2014
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flamingo bombing

When you buy at least five pink yard flamingos and anonymously put them in someones yard as a joke/prank
Friend 1: Man last night i got flamingo bombed!
Friend 2: Haha thats flamingo bombing is hilarious, i wonderr who it was?!
by treehugger12344 October 11, 2014
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