Friendship Gas Tank

The metaphorical container that holds all the liberties in a friendship. Occasionally needs refilling to keep the friendship in a proper give-take equilibrium. Can be refilled by one friend giving the other friend food, alcohol, sexual favors, money, rides, or even filling their actual gas tank.

Molly: "Mike, can you drive me around to do some errands today?"

Mike: "It's been a while since you filled up the friendship gas tank..."

Molly: "What if I buy you Taco Bell?"

Mike: "Deal"

by Mike the LCB August 3, 2012

friendship therapy

A euphemism for no-strings-attached oral sex, intended to relieve stress or console.

One of my co-workers was depressed over breaking up with her boyfriend, so I offered her some friendship therapy.

by Suburban Turban February 18, 2014

Friendship

When you get matching tattoos on your abdomen that read " MVU" which stands for most valuable uterus

I really love our friendship

by Yaases January 19, 2015

friendship felony

behaving towards another person, actively or passively, in a manner that is hurtful and harmful to the friendship to the point of being unforgivable

Wait, so she knows you are going through a breakup and that you just lost your job and she is still not calling you back or returning your texts? That's a total friendship felony.

by AJeepGirl January 17, 2016

Friendshipical

An adjective for a friendship that is more special.

A Positive Strong Bond within the people of that friendship

Friendship We have a Friendshipical Relationship.

by Hats_For_Giraffes July 1, 2016

friendship dock

When a man tries to steal his girlfriends friends immediately after they start dating.

Martha hated when Rodrigo was friendship docking by always wanting to hang out with her BFF.

by Sluggers April 14, 2018

Friendship Dick

My friendship embodied by the only thing all people love: dicks.

I shoved my friendship dick in his mouth, then it turned into consensual rape.

by grand_dad October 10, 2018