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Hotter than a freshly fucked fox in a forest fire 

See also hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire

hot to an extreme degree; unbearable or intolerable heat, usually in reference to heat in the south, which absolutely sucks.
Man, it's hotter than a freshly fucked fox in a forest fire out here!

Lake Forest 

Lake Forest is a wealthy suburb of Chicago situated about 30 miles to the north, directly on the lake. A largely old-money suburb, its residents are widely rumored to be conservative, narrow-minded, racist, homophobic, and antisemitic. While there are examples of such attitudes, especially among the older generations, most residents are comparatively down to earth and accepting of cultural, political, and religious differences. Prejudice against new-money suburbs such as Wilmette, Highland Park, and Winnetka, and against the middle and working class is much more prevalent than any animosity towards minorities. There is a level of snobbishness and materialism, but it is rarely accompanied by hatred or bigotry. Some have suggested that while academically outstanding, Lake Forest High School does little to prevent the perpetuation of the elitist and indifferent attitudes of young Lake Foresters, and indeed, allows the few remaining negative aspects of Lake Forest society to flourish. Because of this, many residents of middle and working class communities such as Evanston and Morton Grove as well as new-money wealthy and upper-middle class communities such as parts of Skokie and Lincolnwood are developing more hatred and resentment for Lake Foresters than is really deserved.
Mom: So, where do you want to have your Bar Mitzvah party, dear?

Boy: How about the Lake Forest Country Club, mom?

Mom: Oh, sweetie, I'm not sure they'd let us in.

Boy: Why not?

Mom: I'll have to explain that to you when you're a little older, honey.
Lake Forest by jfforever February 27, 2008

cajun forest fire 

when eating a girl out who has a bush, you whip out a grill lighter and ignite her pubes, then you finish the job, taking into consideration the fact that you are at risk for 3rd degree burns to the face
dude, i cajun forest fired that chick yesterday and now i can barely feel my face!

black forest shateau 

An overly rich mountain of crap of the sort produced after a night out on the chop.
"For fuck sake Macauley, I don't care if your pissed - that's one hell of a black forest shateau you've left in there. Thanks to you my kitchen is now out of bounds. Tokito!"
black forest shateau by Tokito April 3, 2008

Work Forest

The nickname given to wake forest by over worked, and underappreciated students.
When I'm up till 3 am studying, I hate Work Forest.
Work Forest by Edgar Allen Bro IV February 23, 2014

Suicide Forest 

A forest in Japan near Mt. Fuji where people come to commit suicide. Similar to the Golden Gate Bridge. Volunteers go inside the forest to search for any dead and ward people off. It is said that the place has evil spirits or a wicked aura around it.
We went to the suicide forest to record all the dead bodies -Logan Paul
Suicide Forest by fukctard October 3, 2018