land shark

a sexual act where a man and his partner stand at opposite ends of the room. the woman bends over and braces against the wall while the man clasps his hands over his head imitating a shark. He then begins humming the jaws theme song and sprints across the room, lead by his erection, and attempts to penetrate either the vagina or anus with his momentus impact.

I have to be really drunk to try the land shark, but im usually too inebriated to run in a straight line, so i wake up very sore.

by Ian Wetzel September 14, 2004

jizz shark

A shark that is covered in a creamy layer of thick salty man semen.

Cameron loves to eat shark, he his favorite is jizz shark

by Cream fish March 8, 2016

Corn Shark

(n) A big poop with corn in it.

I just released a corn shark back into the wild.

by David Hastie December 15, 2004

loan shark

A person who loans money (usually a gangster or someone involved in vice) to others who may not be able to borrow from other, more savoury means. Failure to repay the money often culminates in excessive violence.

Favours the sledgehammer as a weapon.

"anything is better than those goddamned accountants, at least having my legs broken is exciting..."

by coldy! July 21, 2004

loan shark

One who is known to loan money to folks around there neighborhood, but with interest in mind. If you fail to re-pay them on time expect drastic consequences (ie. bodily harm or worse).

<Tony> My rent is due tomorrow but I don't get paid for another week.
<James> You're fucked bro, better go see "Ricky" (loan shark).
<Tony> F**k that homie, I ain't risking my balls to no loan shark.

by lilshizzy July 19, 2004

beached shark

Rancid pussy that smells like a wet cardboard box filled with expired bananas and sardines that has been sitting in the back of a Dominican grocery store since its last random inspection two years before.

Have you ever gone down on beached shark? No, you haven't. How can I tell? Your lower face is intact.

by Ramalishtic April 29, 2014

Shaggy Shark

A man who hasn't shaved anywhere but still manages to be at the top of the food chain with the ladies.

I'm sick and tired of getting cockblocked by that shaggy shark over there.

by Oceaninto January 5, 2017