twiddle your bone flute

when a magic the gathering player (primarily in simic) takes so many actions in one turn that lasts about 20 minutes whilst no other players can play the game

Dude you're playing Aesi you're just gonna twiddle your bone flute for 20 minutes until you get Thoracle.

by JeskaiFreak April 5, 2025

.9.Flutes Screech.9.

.9.Flutes Screech.9.

.9.Flutes Screech.9.

by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

fud flute

Term used to describe item used in the most modern of annoying pastimes

Can you ‘smoke’ that fud flute elsewhere? I’d rather not be ingulfed in tropical vapour

by Big aldo March 5, 2020

Fiji flute

When you poke holes in your dick and have someone else else blow that shit like a flute

I was bored in class so my friend gave me a Fiji flute

by Prada21 December 9, 2024

Kentucky Flute Destroyer

Biting down so hard on a dude’s dingaling that’s it leaves holes, then blowing into his urethra to play music.

My cousin gave me a Kentucky flute destroyer last night and there’s still holes

by aoitodo08373 June 4, 2025

flute trombone

Its like a rusty trombone, but you add a thumb and moo.

You haven't experienced a climax until you've had a flute trombone.

by Mootillda November 13, 2021

Flute

One of the worst instruments in the band. So out of tune.

Flutes suck.

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