Florida Marlin

Taking a crap on the back of a chick and then forming it into a Marlin's Fin. After you are finished sculpting you stick her from behind.

To perform a Florida Marlin, Poop on back, shape fin, and tap ass

by Bob Shelofton October 5, 2005

Florida Smile

Asscrack of a girl wearing a thong (a la the beaches of Florida) or nothing at all...

Not to be confused with vertical smile!

That gal in the thong has the nicest Florida smile I've ever seen in Key West.

by Florida Mark January 16, 2008

florida snow

That is an example of an oxymoron.

Florida snow doesn't exist because it never snows in Florida.

by Clinker May 24, 2008

University of Florida

An unreal heaven on earth where frat boys set the laws of the land and sorority girls are beautiful blonde southern bells. Oh yea, independents are pussies...

"Wow, he goes to UF, I wish I was him"
"It's great to be a Florida Gator!!"

by SigEp, SAE, Sigma Chi, Theta Chi, Phi Delt, ATO= only good frats December 7, 2004

Florida Hard-on

This is when a man cannot achieve an erection, so he fakes it by attaching to his flaccid shaft some sort of hard object (e.g. a dildo, marker, phallic-shaped sheet rock), using some sort of adhesive (e.g. duct tape, electrical tape, peanut butter). Generally, sex with a woman will follow.

Etymology: "Florida", a place where old folks go to retire; "Hard-on", an erection.

I couldn't get it up last night, so I pulled a Florida Hard-on.

by gothhenge September 22, 2004

Sebring Florida

Welcome to the 863
This is the realest place in Florida.
Dont fuck around, or you will get shot.
Watch out for the LCC and Latin Kings.
You can find drug dealers around Lemon St.
Lemon St. is the baddest hood in 863
Big rivals with AP AKA PUSSY CITY
This shits the real deal.
Dont fuck with 863 AKA Sebring
You aint ready for us

863 is the realest in FL.
Welcome to Sebring Florida you pussies.

by BigNigSam November 16, 2006

Florida orange

When a two females put oranges in their vaginas and let one male eat them out.

Brianna and Beth did the Florida orange with Stan last night in the hotel room.

by Everythingzen March 13, 2015