floating circus

a term used to describe a person you long for who is miraculous and wonderful, but out of your reach

GUY 1: dude i love her so much
GUY 2: then go for her !

GUY 1: i would but she’s just a floating circus

by dadddylongjohns June 9, 2018

float copping

when the government tells you through extrasensory perception that you’ve committed a felony hours later to affect your emotions more instead of the less than an hour it takes to emotionally overcome a misdemeanor

The government was float copping on the food stamp frauders.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

floated car

To rent a car

John has a floated car from the Car Dealer

by Manrajsinghsekhon November 4, 2019

Floaters

People who are pieces of shit, but somehow rise to the top.

Remember that guy from tinder who gave me the clap? Well, he just got married...

Damn, girl... How are all these floaters get married before us?

by LizzytheShizzy July 10, 2020

Floatatious

When I feel more amazing than awesome.

I have never felt so floatatious! It’s like I am on top of the world!

by KarVan February 3, 2021

Floatence

Floatence is when somone over 500 pounds has so much methane gas causing them you fly up into the air and then make a very loud blarp noise.

chan chan has floatence i see him up in the sky

by okokee February 27, 2021

float in water

To "float in water" is to do the bare minimum.

"That player didn't deserve the win; they could barely float in water."

by Cael_ March 22, 2021