find the square root of my dick

b is for ball

Will: find the square root of my dick
his mom: *kills Will≧◇≦*

by KirbyEatCookie February 25, 2022

find me in the alps

A less abrasive way of saying “Fuck me in the ass”

Can also be used as a “clean” insult,
“Go find yourself in the alps”

The term originates from TV friendly airings of the film “The Big Lebowski” on Comedy Central where the line “go fuck a stranger in the ass” was replaced with “Go find a stranger in the alps”

when youre getting pegged by a Thai ladyboy but mom said cursing is bad

“FIND ME IN THE ALPS”

by TheBirdWillNeverMockAgain March 22, 2022

Flanderbear

A fat lazy man who always drinks the last beer, smokes the last bowl, and eats the last slice of pizza. Smells of mold and mothballs.

“Matt, why do you have to be such a flanderbear?”

by TheKeeperOfKnowlege August 8, 2022

Findingus

A term used to describe a person who has annoyed you, in a way which you consider to be ridiculous - has committed a silly act.

Person 1: "Person 2, why did you steal my sandwich you are an utter findingus"

Person 1: "Person 2, may I please question why you are such a findingus, YOU PUT THE PAINTING UPSIDE DOWN!"

by berry1234567890 May 29, 2023

Findy

A voter who claims to be an independent so that they can imply they are smarter than partisan politics. They invariable turn out to be fully aligned with the right. The fake independent status is also useful in disowning the failures of previous republican presidents. Findies can be found supporting republican primary hopefuls that have no chance.

"He claims to dislike Trump but he's a Findy, he'll be voting for him in November"

by Dbro June 3, 2023

Findhorn

A small village/town full of stuck up snobs who think it’s much better than it is, overpriced as and believes it has more visitors then landmark (which is not true, only people that like the beach go there)

Person: you ever been to Findhorn?

Person 1: yeah once with my Nan boring though.

by Pseudonymforme June 5, 2023

Cold-Find

When you find something new that you did not expect to find and or were not looking for that particular object.

The first meteorite I ever found was a cold-find while actually looking for gold.

by meteoritemax January 26, 2010