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Texas Stir Fry

A sexual act in which the male partner uses, if his Female Counter Parts asshole is too unsavory. The Male applies a vigorous amount of Ketchup and Barbecue to the Asshole, and uses his tongue to penetrate the Now Delicious piece of Ass.
Man O’ man, Sharon’s swamp ass was terrible last night! I had to revert to the Old Texas Stir Fry to get the Job done.
by Stirfrymaster May 10, 2018
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Best French Fry

Two people who are closer than best friends, but aren’t a couple. Everyone knows they are friends and they share random yet relatable things.
Maddison: Hi Best French Fry!
Julian: Hello.
Some idiot: Why do you call-
Both: Stfu
by Ace of Doom May 21, 2018
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alabama stir fry

Fucking one’s mother whilst your sister butt fucks you with a carrot.
Got home last night and demanded an Alabama Stir Fry for my dinner.
by Montague Munch October 20, 2023
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Mongolian frying pan

When a man hangs upside down from the ceiling by his testicles and spiderman kisses his dog
James: yo I totally Mongolian frying panned my dog last night. James mother: you are dissapointment
by buttersseggclown October 28, 2019
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fran frying pan

Always calling me homosexual which is false because im straight.
by sammy is not homo August 13, 2021
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Caelan kelly fry

a handsome boy that you have a crush on
i have a crush on Caelan Kelly fry
by a noob1234 October 6, 2021
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