Texas Stir Fry

A sexual act in which the male partner uses, if his Female Counter Parts asshole is too unsavory. The Male applies a vigorous amount of Ketchup and Barbecue to the Asshole, and uses his tongue to penetrate the Now Delicious piece of Ass.

Man O’ man, Sharon’s swamp ass was terrible last night! I had to revert to the Old Texas Stir Fry to get the Job done.

by Stirfrymaster May 10, 2018

Best French Fry

Two people who are closer than best friends, but aren’t a couple. Everyone knows they are friends and they share random yet relatable things.

Maddison: Hi Best French Fry!
Julian: Hello.
Some idiot: Why do you call-
Both: Stfu

by Ace of Doom May 21, 2018

alabama stir fry

Fucking one’s mother whilst your sister butt fucks you with a carrot.

Got home last night and demanded an Alabama Stir Fry for my dinner.

by Montague Munch October 20, 2023

Mongolian frying pan

When a man hangs upside down from the ceiling by his testicles and spiderman kisses his dog

James: yo I totally Mongolian frying panned my dog last night. James mother: you are dissapointment

by buttersseggclown October 28, 2019

frying panda bear

code word for pansexual

wats ur sexuality

im a frying panda bear

by harrypotterinamerica April 20, 2018

Caelan kelly fry

a handsome boy that you have a crush on

i have a crush on Caelan Kelly fry

by a noob1234 October 6, 2021

fry my onion

A term for when you plan to make a 'bloomin onion' while on too much of the za.

Commonly done on celebrity shows

"Hey man why are yiu smiling?"
"Oh, I just can't wait to fry my onion tonight, like on the celebrity shows"

by sillydillybilly September 12, 2023