cereal killer

A hired fellow-human exterminator --- often a harassassin --- who causes his marks' premature demise by forcing them to eat oatmeal or other grain-based comestible that they absolutely detest, and so said abused victim commits eventually suicide to escape said culinary coercion.

They called Ted Bundy a cereal killer, but I happen to really enjoy hot oatmeal, plain shredded wheat, and other "simple fare" breakfast foods, so Teddy's tactics would have been much less effective at getting me to bite da dust than they would have been with many other folks with more of a "sweet tooth" or "meat 'n' potatoes" meal-selection preference.

by QuacksO May 8, 2019

Cereal Grass

A synonym for wheat only used my intellectuals, and you can fight me on it.

Me: wheat = cereal grass
My friend: B I O T C H
Me: I'm right
My friend: your a smart thot

by stfu karen May 10, 2019

coffee-cereal

Created when you’re so fucking high that you make cereal at 3am and accidentally pour hot coffee into it instead of milk, undoing the effects of the heroine you injected into your arm 4 hours prior, and fucking your tongue in the process.

Bruh, I finna make some COFFEE-CEREAL
*makes the cereal*
NOW FOR THE LAST TOUCH
*inserts dick*
BRUH MY PICKLE IS GONE BRUH!

by The speed-loading stapler May 19, 2019

Cereal killer

One who eats all their friend's cereral at his/her friends house and eats all the cereral at at Walmart without waiting to pay for it.

Person 1: Would you like a snack?
Cereal Killer: do you have cereal?
Person 1: yes...
Cereal Killer: (runs away)
(Comes back with all the cereral his/her friends have and eats it in under 5 minutes)

by MircroToasterWave May 29, 2019

Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

roll cereal

The act of getting high on Ketamine, or "Special K"

"Turtle and I want to roll cereal at Burning Man . It will make the trip."

by MsBitchhands December 13, 2017

tibetan cereal sauce shake

The act of draining short Tibetans balls

Let's give him a Tibetan cereal sauce shake

by Bamus December 16, 2017