Empty noodles

Hair that has been bleached or stripped to shit so it’s frizzy af. No dye or pigment left, your hair is a shell.

Time to dye my hair again, I’m sick of these empty noodles!

by Shitdisturber1738 January 17, 2020

empty reading

when you read because you're bored or tired or sad and even if the story is great, you don't feel anything

I was empty reading last night, and the plot was great, but i'll have to read it again so i can feel it.

by mRhehehe December 25, 2023

empty barrel

Similar to the term 'empty suit' used in business circles, it refers to anyone who has a position of seeming importance and looks the part, but is actually ineffectual, incomptent, or stupid. Looks good on the outside but no content or substance.

Q: What do you think of the new congressman?

A: Not much-- mostly just an empty barrel, that one.

by Hundo-1 October 22, 2017

Empty threat from a finger gun

When someone threatens you with an imaginary godly punishment.

1: god will send you to hell for your heathen ways.

2: that ain't nothing but empty threat from a finger gun. Get out here!

by Zombiewriter75 January 15, 2024

Empty Dress

A sweet fuckin band in 757

You go to the empty dress show?
Shitchyea holy fuxk
Who are they
They call themselves the Sha Sha collective
While I'll be Sha Sha shakin in my boots if that ain't some music right there
If it ain't music it ain't nothin
Nothin gets nothing
Adios bitches

by anonymous July 13, 2022

empty

angry femboy gamer that usually loses at video games

empty is a femboy

by xXx_Epic_Gamer_xXx December 9, 2020

Empty tissue box

Meaning 1: you recently had a girlfriend over to watch "Fault in Our Stars".
Meaning 2: you haven't jacked off in over two weeks and finally did.

1) I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.
2)I had Patricia over to my house yesterday and it resulted in an empty tissue box.

by The Maniacal Sponge May 17, 2016