ONE EYED PETE

Trucker slang for a Peterbilt semi truck with a busted headlight.

There went pie eyed Jose in a ONE EYED PETE.
That fudge packing Jo`se in that ONE EYED PETE cut me off!

by Stumpjumper/Ether Breather June 16, 2010

one eyed walrus

Male anatomy: the balls and asshole.

Forget about the tusks: if you draw a walrus you'll have 2 circles for the muzzle and put whiskers on it. These are the balls dangling down. The asshole is the single eye above.

Want to be a sophisticated lover? Bend over and tell her to lick the one eyed walrus.

by TreeWeezel May 23, 2011

One-eyed pony

A soft penis that is incapable of becoming a full erection.

Her boyfriend was so drunk and she was so horny that she rode his one-eyed pony.

by Boozeturd July 16, 2016

Red Eyed Demon

Don't look in his eyes

deng: we got this red eyed demon ain't here
bol: he's there

machars: *scatter*

by y'all already know July 23, 2019

one-eyed ambassador

1. Unofficial title of controversial London 2012 Olympic & Paralympic mascots Wenlock & Mandeville

2. Penis

All over London, young children are lining up around the block to get their hands on a little one-eyed ambassador.

by e2mwpg August 2, 2012

Cock Eyed Bumble

An extremely unattractive Male/Female with an embarrassingly low wit and intellegence. Most Cock Eyed Bumbles are of a portly or round nature and have an abundance of body hair, with which, they do not regularly maintain. Cock Eyed Bumbles can sometimes be the result of inter-breeding, acute alcoholism, poor hygene, or simply being the product of what happens after injecting crack into one's anus.

Human 1: "That bloke was acting like a fully fledged dickhead last night!"

Human 2: "Yeah, he was a fuckin' Cock Eyed Bumble!...
Didn't you see him duck out the back and inject crack into his anus?"

by Zebrawolf55 March 13, 2011

Glass Eyed Ayass

some ass that shot himself in the eye with his bb gun

Henry B. shot himself in the eye he is a Glass Eyed Ayass

by Nickolaus Bodenschatz February 2, 2004