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even on my hover board

a 12 year old girl that’s has an excellent song
by ratchada dykeman October 22, 2018
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I cant even tell you

When you literally do not even know what to say prior to a question
"Johnathan why are there black men twerking on your phone?"

"i cant even tell you"
by yiuasjgdiloasy May 17, 2022
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I dont even fucking know

Bob: what’s the answer to number 4
Jim: I dont even fucking know
by Johnathan Kirk6741 September 15, 2025
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Even

Evan? Oh you mean Even
by Big big boui November 8, 2020
mugGet the Evenmug.
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Evens

Evens are super cool people, often with an incredible hairstyle and mad talent in the arts, such as design or singing! They'd typically be the "red" characters - fiery, passionate, determined, and fun! If you catch sight of an Evens, there's probably someone head over heels for them - and who can blame them? Kind, creative, funny, and resourceful, Evens has it all. If anyone is lucky enough to get with an Evens, they'd have a surefire friend for life.
Person: *sees Evens* Hey, my friend has a crush on you!
Everyone else: Well duh!
by franturtle November 23, 2021
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Even

A cool and sexy, good looking man. Most of them lives in Norway.

Average length of penis: 35cm.

The name Even means cool, handsome and sexy.

Many girls will have sex with Even because he's so sexy.

Everyone loves Even because he's the coolest person that exists.

He is much cooler than other people, he is good in everything.

It was he who killed Hitler and Osama Bin Laden.
by stian e så hoooot June 23, 2017
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