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jiffy lube directions

Directions given using solely Jiffy Lubes as landmarks. Best used in cities, where there are at least 20 Jiffy Lubes on every major road.
Guy Number One: "Yeah, you drive about a mile down 82nd ave until you've passed 2 Jiffy lubes, take a right at the second one and my street is the third one down."

Guy Number Two: "Sweet, I'll be there in fifteen minutes. I definitely won't get lost using those Jiffy Lube Directions."
by Brieeyeball July 7, 2007
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Prime Directive

The Prime Directive of the male species is to fuck bitches and get money
Josh: Adam, what’s our prime directive??
Adam: Come on josh, everyone knows this. Our Prime Directive is to fuck bitches and get money
by Spray cheese January 2, 2019
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Directioners

Directioners are One Direction fans till the end. Whatever happens they will fight for them. Directioners are all over the world ex. US, UK, Australia, Spain, Japan, Philippines, etc... They can break Vevo in just 1 day. Some people say they are better than FBI. 5SOS is their Fandom BFF
US directioners, UK directioners, Aussie directioners, Asian directioners, best fandom
by Directioner 101 March 23, 2014
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director

Barefoot fags from California who work for porno companies.
Man, that guy is such a director! Let's go get some In n Out.
by bchi June 24, 2005
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dreckly

Means "later". often used on rugby shirts.
Do it dreckly! do it later!
by foxi coxi June 20, 2007
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direction

In the thrashy Israeli streets, this is one of many Code-terms in order to get some Marijuana around, and other drugs as well. Since Marijuana is the most exstensive illegal drug there is, escpecially in Israel, this particular term is considered mostly into "Weed". The term itself asks for the "demand" part, and usually after you say 'direction' (or, "Kivun" in Hebrew), you must name the price. exmaples next will show the meaning:
Do you have a direction (kivun) in 50? (Can I purchase drugs in 50 NIS?)
by Spiel Brickner September 22, 2005
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directionally challenged

A downright fangirl obsession with the band One Direction to the point of seriously pissing off everyone around you.
Girl 1: Taneesha is being so annoying! She is fangirling over One Direction and won't talk to me because she just wants to listen to their "hot sexy voices" !!!!!

Girl 2: I know. She is so directionally challenged.
by heirloom-twinkies August 6, 2012
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