Doughnut muscle

Another word for your asshole

She said when I come over I can put it in any hole Including her doughnut muscle

by Mista M.O.B. November 16, 2018

trash doughnut

Noun. A rim job given to a homeless person.

"Damn man, I caught Alex eating a trash doughnut behind the gas station last night!"

"Damn yo, thats crazy. I hope it wansn't chocolate..."

by Birdman Hemlock March 2, 2019

Doughnut

A crushy

Oi crushy you daft fag stop being a fucking doughnut!

by Fridge67897 June 9, 2021

Juggle Some Doughnuts

to play with soft sexual body parts - boobs, butts, balls

Asking to hook up and get sexy: "I'm just trying to juggle some doughnuts."

by Hipps January 12, 2021

doughnut sale

When several police officers are congregating in a small area.

Hey man if I were you I would avoid the liquor store on 12th, they are having a doughnut sale.

Thanks for the heads up, I will go down the street.

by ClownShoes123 July 11, 2010

Doughnut Warrior

Doughnut warriors travel in packs, have flashing red and blue lights (so you know they're not messing around), and typically weigh in at about 300 pounds. They are one of the more violent hominids you can meet face to face, typically 50% of them beat their partners and 100% of them are total douchebags

"that doughnut warrior took the PIG CHOPPA down to dunkin doughnuts again. If i were a robber, doughnut shops would be the last place i'd rob, sooo many doughnut warriors gather there"

by Wypipo whisperer September 10, 2020

Crusty Doughnut

A crusty doughnut is when someone applies their semen around their partner's arsehole, ideally smearing it a bit to create a nice ring coat around the hole itself. It is then left for a while to "bake", a.k.a. crust a bit, creating a nice crusty doughnut. The person can then enjoy their freshly baked goods as part of the night's (or day's, no judgement) experience. An alternative to this recipe is the chocolate doughnut - though ensure your partner consumes enough fibre prior to the act so the chocolate comes out nice and ready to serve. Feel free to mix and match as well.

Oh, James baked a lovely crusty doughnut last night. It came out rather crunchy and the taste was just magnificent! He can't wait to do eat it again - and so can't I. I have never seen him happier!

by diniminiax June 23, 2020