Wallop the donkey

Manspeak for having sex with the wife.

Some men, especially those who have been married for years, don't perceive "walloping the donkey" as a pleasure. Instead, it is seen as an onerous, unpleasant and even potentially dangerous chore. Something that needs to be done so that you can get on with enjoying life's true pleasures (i.e. televised sport and beer) in comparative peace and quiet.

Friend: Another pint, mate?
Donkey-walloper: Love to, but I've got to get home and wallop the donkey.

by Citizen Sade April 13, 2010

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Get the Wallop the donkeymug.

donkey fucked

having vaginal sex with a girl doggy style then pulling out and stuffing it in her ass with out warning thus you get the Hee noise, then when she turns around to be like what the fuck you punch her in the face thus the Haww noise repeat until unconscious or ejaculation (which ever seems funnier)

example I just donkey fucked that fat hoe

by Donkey fucking God (i.e. Butter, i.e. Proffesor Chaos, i.e. Kevin) November 22, 2004

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Get the donkey fuckedmug.

Donkey Show

Something you really don't want to be a part of or see.

Don't go to that event, it's always a donkey show and is too crowded.

by vt to you May 12, 2010

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Get the Donkey Showmug.

Donkey Slam

A variation of the donkey punch. It is performed in much the same manner as a donkey punch except instead of delivering a punch at the appropriate time, you go upstairs to the floor above the said receiver and crash through the floor onto their back, preferably breaking it. It's most often performed while wearing a suit of armor.

I gave Brian's mom a donkey slam and all she did was beg for more, then die.

by Souma the Badass June 23, 2008

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