detty December

A time in December especially in Lagos, Nigeria when you lose your home training and party with all your might to make up for the hard work you've put in from January till November. Themes involve concerts, vacations, party and bullshit.

Omo this detty December is going to be wild bro!
I've had a clean year so far, it is time to have a detty December.

by 1000wordsng December 2, 2021

december 7

official crackhead birth day only crackheads are born on this day.

Guy 1: Wow that guy is a crackhead.

Guy 2: He must of been born on official crackhead day
Guy 1: What day?
Guy 2: December 7th

by certifiedalien October 15, 2019

december 22

The best hoes were born on this day. AKA national hoe day.

Camille- “When’s your birthday?”
Jossie-“ On national hoe day!”
december 22- on national hoe day you should embrace your biggest hoe attitude!

by braxtonhater April 11, 2019

December 10

On December 10th walk to your boyfriends house and give them a massive hug. And a kiss on the check/lips

Hey mum I’m going to ben’s it’s December 10th

by Ben hancock December 9, 2019

December

December is also national grab ass month since girls suffered the pain from getting their ass grabbed by boys. So now this is payback as girls grab the boy's ass as long as they want since boys did that to girls in November

December is also national grab ass month

by DevilWolvesOfLegend November 6, 2019

December 32

also known as judgement day

only appears after December 31 2020

on December 32 all hell will break loose.

by BucketRat November 6, 2020

decemberists

mad band named after a russian party division of the first world war. They're awesome, have three full length albums, one "The Tain EP" (in a class by itself), and one more EP.

Anonymous: How come that person in headphones is dancing like an epileptic?
Me: AND WE'LL ALL GO PRAISE THE INFANTA!!!!!!!!!!"

by burningofthemidnightlamp April 10, 2005