Derping

Coughing and scared at the same time

Excuse me for my derping.

by gop890 December 3, 2020

Derp

Verb. Used in the phrase: "Derping around on the Internet"
Definition: Spending large amounts on time on Gaiaonline.com

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: I am derping around on the Internet!

by Demmon1 June 5, 2012

Derp

1)Some one who is a either a retard or stupid looking

2) Something random to say in a awkward situation

Look at that guy being a derp.

That derp is giving me eye cancer from looking at him.

Person: I'm Bi

Person 2: DERP

by Moosic June 10, 2016

Derp

An offensive way to say someone is bad at any video game, or looks derpy, like slowpoke.

I'm such a DERP.

by lol im a not troll October 10, 2017

Derp

Acting or looking VERY goofy.

Hunter Collard stop being a derp!

by _WIZARD_NINJA_ January 25, 2016

Derped

Shot right in the face at close range with a large caliber gun.

2. Made a stupid mistake.

Mike Just got derped with a 12 gauge shotgun.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggghhhhhhh! I derped!

by When in doubt, C4 July 6, 2016

King of Derp

Also known as the "Death Fridge," the KV-2. Approach at your own risk.

The king of derp, the one and only KV-2.

by The Daleks November 1, 2021