punk (the true definition)

a prison sex slave

The pants below the ass are for easy access for the master of said sex slave.

Turn of the baseball cap to the right or left means you are a pitcher or cacher during said gay sextual acts.

Sorry thats the truth if you don't like it pull up your pants fix your hat and stop acting like a punk.

punk (the true definition) is the pedofile in prision.

by johnnylonghorse August 23, 2011

Illiterated definition

A definition of something that has been presented in a way so people who have trouble reading proper grammar, correct spelling, and proper punctuation can understand it.

(Normal definition of rain)

Rain: water falling in drops from vapor condensed in the atmosphere

(Illiterated definition of rain)

rain itz wen da water iz flln 4rm da c1ouds n 3vree buddy g3ts w3t

by Optical_Epilepsy April 2, 2011

Definition

A thing that should be short and sweet. Nobody has time to read long ass ones

uptherabbithole: love the short definitions

Spaceman_Spiff: i beg to differ

by Spaceman_Spiff May 16, 2009

demention

demention is the noun version of demented, which gives identity to the various forms of otherwise, cruel and unusual, perverted, insidious, unprosecuted, reprehensible aka demented behavior that typically ensues when one preys upon another ostensibly innocent/underage/powerless/involuntary victim who does not have an equal opportunity to make an informed choice

Once you know the full history of the man, it becomes apparent that many subtle dementions have filtered into the psychoses of Woody Allen's often self autobiographical films.

by tiffanyesq October 17, 2018

high definition

Making up words for Urban Dictionary when you are stoned.

I made up a lot of words about cheese in high definition.

by Beelzemuff June 20, 2015

Definition Reply

(N) A definition that, instead of defining the word it is meant to define, it is more of a comeback to another definition, or just a pile of the authors own views about the topic.

Example1:
Author1: Potheads smoke weed.
Definition Reply er: I know every body thinks that people hate potheads but they don't. Everyone loves them.

Example2:
Author1: Boston Celtics. the best nba franchise ever as they have won the nba more times than any one else
Definitionreplyer:Yo mann, Celtics suk! lakers are the best everyone knows that

by qwertyuiopasfghjklzxcvbnm August 3, 2009

detention seeker

Literally someone who seeks detentions - they, poor sexually-deprived kiddies, do 'bad' stuff in class as to obtain attention, and in turn get a detention.
They often think this makes them rebellious or hard.

Andrew called the teacher Fluffy again. He's such a detention seeker.

by Marc Rohde August 23, 2006