December 1

Today is national find you’re friend a boyfriend day. cough cough gavriella is single

amaya: it’s december 1st i better go find my friend a boyfriend

by Mrs. Ella October 31, 2019

Dick Destroying December

The month following No Nut November where you would masturbate a certain amount of times day directly correlating to the day of the month.

Holy shit, its its Dick Destroying December, there's no way I can masturbate 31 times on 31st!

by Mcdatty November 14, 2017

December 8

The day the legend Juice WRLD passed away :(

Jeff : what day is it?
Mike : december 8th
Jeff : wow juice wrld died on this day :(

by rockkilla69 December 8, 2019

decency timeline

The amount of time knowing or dating someone after which it is considered "decent" or appropriate to do certain things with said person.

Kissing someone on a first date would be considered within the decency timeline, where as banging someone on the first date may, by some, not be.

by Anonymous August 4, 2003

December 9

Slap your friend over 5”4

It’s December 9 slap him!

by Yokonii7879 November 9, 2019

december 3

december third comes from the song “heather” by conan gray. specifically, the lyrics are, “i still remember, the third of december, me in your sweater..” and so on. on this day your s/o is supposed to give you their sweater to represent this song. this will never happen to me, someone love me. please.

s/o: here’s my sweater, it’s december 3rd.
you: ty :)
s/o: it looks better on you than it does me :,)

by meadowisunavailable December 2, 2020

December 3rd

National skipping school day

everyone has to skip school on December 3rd

by hibuddyitsme December 2, 2019