donkey raping shit-eater

someone who uses big words online to sound smart

where have i seen that before

by as is June 28, 2003

donkey munch

An elaboration on the sexual maneuvre of Donkey Punch involving another girl who is having oral sex performed on her by the victim of the donkey punch. The donkey punch should be forcefull enough to get a vaguely amusing reaction out of the "munched" (oral receiving) partner.

To add to the donkey aspect, stick a carrot in somewhere. Why not, you twisted people.

Upset girl: That bastard punched her in the back of the head while she was going down on me!

Compassionate friend: Hah! You got donkey munched!

by Chilv July 21, 2006

Donkey cheese

The creamy cheese found behind a Donkey's foreskin.

''Robin found some Donkey cheese and it made him cry''

by Steve_S April 2, 2009

donkey door

when you havta poopie real bad, and you only make it to the door of the stall and then...S_C_H_P_L_A_A_A_T_! on the floor like a donkey ...a variation of 'sky-chippin'.

alt. - an advanced sex position involving a hinged gate.

Man, after those wings and old mud tall boys last nite, I had a turrible donkey door.

by upchuckk April 2, 2008

donkey stick

An attitude adjuster for a stubborn person.

Don't make me take out the donkey stick!!

by A Bosox Jamoche April 20, 2005

donkey knuckles

Male version of camel toe

Dude, his pants are so tight he has some gnarley donkey knuckles. He must be German.

by Zambalufoo December 13, 2004

Donkey Kick

A donkey kick is pretty much kicking like a donkey. You kick backwards at whatever you're kicking. You can also do this with both feet to get more power into it. A donkey kick is specifically made for kicking people's doors to scare them. You can consider it the next thing up from Nicky Nicky Nine Doors. Be sure to always use the donkey kick on the hard wood door, or on a screen if you're really mad at someone.

I hate that old McCullagh lady, let's go donkey kick her door.

by Eric Ewing July 1, 2006