dish nosed

When someone screws you and fucks you up from something important
Fuck! I got dish nosed from an important meeting

Damn, i totally got dish nosed on that fucking final
by Mango Chango Mr. Tango December 21, 2007
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Dish to Passhole

A person who comes to a celebration, such as a pot luck, and does not bring anything to share. Said person is a special dish to passhole if they had signed up or told people they were bringing a specific dish.
His voice and smell made him an irritant, his drunk behavior made him annoying, but his not bringing a dessert made him a dish to passhole.
by TT Posse August 03, 2010
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dish shit

Any remnants of food and bacteria encrusted on your huge ever-growing pile of dirty dishes in the sink.
How am I going to clean off all of this dish shit?!
by Tbnumber1 September 19, 2019
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piss dish

Alright you know how some people shit themselves and its called ass hash, well while reading that i came up with piss dish its when you piss yourself while being strapped on to a kitchen table and eating a plate of whatever the fuck you decided to eat.
"One day my friend called me and he said he got ass hashed i was like dude i just pissed dish my girl not to long ago." piss dish-straped onto a kitchen table eating whatever u decide to eat
by The maker of piss dish November 14, 2016
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Seattle Deep Dish

you find a nice girl, you take her home and get to know her. you get to the next step and decide to get into the bedroom, aka your local forest. you take a baseball cap, shit inside it, and put it on her head to assert dominance. then have her shit into it as well and pee inside it (if possible, ejaculate inside as well). this experience WILL bring two lovers closer than ever
Friend 1: Sorry man, I’ve got to go, my gf needs me to do something

Friend 2: Man, ever since you and Ashley did the Seattle Deep Dish you’ve been joined at the hip!
by wisconsin.supersoaker October 25, 2019
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garnished dish

"He referred to a garnished dish and actually meant a garnished dish! I was shocked"
by J.PthinknhesaG September 29, 2015
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Petri Dish

When a guy is having symptoms of a potential STI and ejaculates in his least desirable woman in rotation. He waits until she gets a diagnosis before he gets himself treated.
Deshawn PETRI DISHED his girl Kameka and found out he had given her Chlamydia after she got herself tested.
by BlackIlluminati February 27, 2024
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