if you have a bf and you want to leave him but you really like his penis, cut his penis off and glue it to some stress balls.
woman 1: hey, how is sex with your boyfriend?
woman 2: oh I dumped him, but this homemade dildo is great!
woman 2: oh I dumped him, but this homemade dildo is great!
by 0inker September 14, 2023
Get the Homemade Dildomug. Look up dildo lunch on YouTube and click "DILDO FOR LUNCH?"
And also look at the second video below 😎 😁
{ATP-DEMO1}
And also look at the second video below 😎 😁
{ATP-DEMO1}
by (ANDRETHAPROPHET) December 25, 2015
Get the dildo lunchmug. Anabel shouldn't have a hard time moving from NY to Miami since she never had any dildo friends in NY to start with.
by Wgabriel March 27, 2015
Get the dildo friendsmug. by Dirty shrulk November 14, 2015
Get the dildo swordmug. Any woman whose man hands, thick wrists, and powerful forearms lead one to suspect that she is probably a lesbian. The expression dates from the 19th century, when dildos were often made from root vegetables such as carrots or turnips.
Alex: Dude, check the dirty fingernails on that dildo farmer!
Graham: Don't be disrespectful man, she's certified organic.
Graham: Don't be disrespectful man, she's certified organic.
by recorderspit January 8, 2015
Get the dildo farmermug. 
