cruise cumtrol

During the act of male masturbation, cruise cumtrol is the task of maintaining one's erection either whilst browsing pornographic videos, while the video is loading/buffering, while the video is streaming mundane content (see "fap forward"), during the awkward scrotum vag exclusive shots, etc. If performed correctly, cruise cumtrol requires minimal lubrication due to the speed of the stroke, and increases the intensity of one's orgasm. The inconvenient truth of the matter is that the cruise cumtrol stage of masturbation often lasts the majority duration of the masturbatory session but significantly enhances the size of the male's warm gooey bukake mess.

Mike 1: Dude I had like a 40 min fap sesh last night

Mike 2: Your dick must be raw as roadkill!

Mike 1: Naw I was in the act of cruise cumtrol for 99% of it and how I have to send my mac to the apple store for cleaning...

by Mike and Mike the Accountants September 7, 2017

cruise a blunt

To drive around smoking a blunt. Usually done by high school boys so their mommy doesn't find out.

Tom "Yo Danny you tryna cruise a blunt?"
Danny "I'm down bro, I'll throw some bills."

by Cardi B. September 14, 2017

cruise walking

People who walk about their hood to clear their head. They often wear headphones or may smoke and avoid interacting with people. Women can sometimes be misinterpreted as streetwalkers.

I felt like my head was going to explode so I went cruise walking for a few minutes.

by Rlean December 10, 2017

Cruise Bae

A relationship starting and ending with your vacation cruise. This is a widely known phenomenon among cruise personal, singles, and students. Normally one to two week long relationships solely for the purpose of some ocean booty.

John:"Hey Tyler, how was your Caribbean vacation?"
Tyler: "It was great! Sun, sand, and I grabbed myself a cute cruise bae."

by Blizzardriga May 22, 2018

Cruise single

When a girl "breaks up" with her boyfriend right before a cruise so she can bang a lot of guys without feeling guilty. A la what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Do you think I can smash that girl? Hell yeah man, she's cruise single.

by Dhskbbdk June 2, 2018

Crized

Crized is a word to describe your untimely demise. The word 'Crized' can also be used to describe a 'pick me girl' or a friend that you hate.. Some other synonyms for the word Crized are: snake, pick me, plastic, straight, mean, narcissistic

ohmygod she's such a Crized.

what a Crized.

See that girl over there? She reminds me a lot of Crized.

You should stay away from her, she acts like a Crized.

by mommymilkersquad January 30, 2021

Cruise Boost

A speedrun trick in the game "Spongebob Squarepants: Battle For Bikini Bottom" where the runner activates two attacks on the same frame of gameplay while sliding against a wall. The effect is that, The speedrunner moves at double speed. Basically is synonymous with going fast.

Look at this boi, He be Cruise Boosting up mid on mirage with a scout like a speed demon

by NotStepbro May 6, 2021