star crossed lovers

Lovers that have opposite Zodiac signs.

She's a Pisces and he's a Virgo so they are star crossed lovers.

by erwhat? September 8, 2018

Crooked Niner

A bent dick caused by taking Viagra with no way to take your pants off.

HAHA, john has a crooked niner, what a loser!

by Apophis December 28, 2003

crooked I

Slang term for Indianapolis, Indiana (See also, the 317, or Naptown)

You representing the crooked I?

by poliscigrrl February 15, 2005

Crooked-arrow

A polite term for 'homosexual'. Also used when there are virgin ears about the room.

'That is about the most crroked-arrowed thing I have ever seen in my life. Tim, TAKE OF THE BLING. You look worse than Garfield in a thong.'

by Squirrelykins July 3, 2005

The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab

When you get a surprise handjob from your lesbian cousin.

Fuck man I feel gross. I was walking by then bam, she gave me The Crooked Cousin Cock Grab.

by Gognoggler May 6, 2015

coose

big burners!

look at his cooses!

by Anonymous July 26, 2003

Chooser

someone who chooses when and when not to hang out with you or when someone only talks to you for beneficial reasons

" That girl a chooser "

by Johnathon Banks May 19, 2017