No Body, No Crime

When someone murders someone named Este and their bestie swears the murderer was with him/her. the murderer probably got a boating license at 15.

I think he did it, but I just can't prove it.
No, no body, no crime. but I ain't lettin' up until the day I die.

by TheSmallestManWhoEverLived May 9, 2024

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Meme Crime

A meme crime is when someone thinks they are funny but they're not because they like shitty memes that were never good.

Will: Hey, do you like that Damn Daniel meme? It's the best meme in the world!
John: Will, that's a meme crime you fucking cuck.

by ImNotFunnyAtAll June 3, 2017

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criming

sucking a big hairy juicy nob

millers: anyone else f***ing criming tonight?
johno: me!
millers: lol

by craigthelegend May 16, 2022

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crime factory

(n.) A black woman who has many babies, whom eventually grow up to become criminals.

She is such a crime factory, she fucks all day without birth control to have kids!

by Wong thing September 30, 2017

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Soft on crime

Clearly they need to stop with their soft on crime approach and lock you up immediately. Prison now. Prison forever.

Hym "Yeah, that's what happen when you adopt a soft on crime stance. You got a bunch of right wing religious zealots fomenting civil war... They CLEARLY need to be locked up immediately! And I actually don't have any questions to ask about it so no, yeah. Lock him up. No questions asked."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2024

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Crime Master Gogo

Has a great sense of fashion, is best at playing with eyes, believe in taking something with him whenever he comes to your place. Superman copied his outfit to get famous.
Always wearing sunglasses
Celebrities say about such personality "wo Purush nahi, Maha-Purush hai

There is only one Crime Master Gogo, there is no other example to quote here

by Mahapurush Gogo November 23, 2021

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