by Wickster November 29, 2015
Get the cow nuggetmug. A female human being who, despite being overweight with a large, wide stomach, has inordinately small breasts and a flat buttocks, thus taking on the shape of a box.
1) Oh dear Jesus, I was talking to this chick I found on Myspace, but she sent me some nudes and she's a total box cow!
2) I'm telling you dude, this chick was such a box cow. She must weigh 200 pounds, but her chest and ass are flat. It's disgusting!
2) I'm telling you dude, this chick was such a box cow. She must weigh 200 pounds, but her chest and ass are flat. It's disgusting!
by Cheesy Goodness April 30, 2008
Get the box cowmug. An amazing group of friends that sit together and know everyones private info. They are amazing and funny. Basically the best people you will ever meet.
by oneofthesisters September 22, 2019
Get the sisters and a cowmug. by I will sue your ass. October 4, 2022
Get the Cow Townersmug. A female with an unquenchable thirst. Her body incessantly longs for male attention yet her personality and cow like appearance forever prevent her from getting any.
My school is full of Thirst Cows, put down the Starbucks, hit the gym (but actually workout), and stop being an annoying fat shit.
by bossman45 February 12, 2014
Get the thirst cowmug. by WhereIsMo November 12, 2017
Get the titty cowmug. by zunikaaa♡ January 30, 2022
Get the Cow brandmug.