Ocho Counting

When you know you aren’t making par, so you count when you start putting and miraculously make a birdie.

Yeah, you got a double. Somehow I got an eagle on the par 3. Must’ve used Ocho Counting on that.

by Clardaddy July 26, 2023

Count Choculas Surprise

The act of freezing your dick in chocolate, then filling your mouth up with milk, and when fucking your girl with your chocolate dick you surprise her by spewing milk all over her body...

“Dude I gave my girl a Count Choculas Surprise last night and she never saw it cumming”

by Count Cockula October 9, 2019

Count Fagula

An individual whom does not have the style as one so fashionable. ( One might also smell of faeces )

Okay Count Fagula ! You do you.

by Sophia Sutherland July 18, 2024

Nixon count

A count of two balls and two strikes in a baseball game. Named because the umpire putting up two fingers on each hand resembles the "V for Victory" symbols that Richard Nixon flashed to reporters the day he resigned from office.

Ball 2 on the Braves' batter, and now we have a Nixon count

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks April 25, 2024

Body count therapy.

Is when you sleep with more people that you can remember to get over a break up.

Them: Hey bro you ever been to Miami?

Me: I've been, I had a great time, but I can't remember the girl I was with. After my break up I needed some body count therapy.

by Vainarrara809 March 28, 2024

Weiner Count

The amount of hot dogs in a certain place at a certain time.

Man! The Weiner Count is through the roof!

by Weiner World February 23, 2021

Glance Count

The act of looking at a group of objects whose combined number is so low (ex. 3) that you can count them just by glancing.

Dude, why would you say 7? You can totally glance count and see that it's 2.

by emogurl721 August 4, 2011