When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.
I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.
by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023
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Get the Alabama cough syrup mug.That mysterious cough that every Chico state student has had before, because the Chico state study body is riddled with disease.
by Twidledee May 4, 2023
Get the chico cough mug.Friend 1: THE EARTH IS FLAT!!
Friend 2: Does he always cough about nothing?
Me: Oh, yeah, constantly!
Friend 2: Does he always cough about nothing?
Me: Oh, yeah, constantly!
by anonymous November 29, 2023
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Friend 2: Does he always cough about nothing?
Me: Oh, yeah, constantly!
Friend 2: Does he always cough about nothing?
Me: Oh, yeah, constantly!
by SmoggyLeaf November 29, 2023
Get the cough about nothing mug.A cough you get due to the climate, especially climate change, and drastic changes in weather and temperature.
I can't seem to shake this damn climate cough. UGH!
I hate seasonal climate coughs. The temperature is going from 70º to 30º in one day and my respiratory system cannot handle it.
My lungs are fucked up because of this climate cough.
I hate seasonal climate coughs. The temperature is going from 70º to 30º in one day and my respiratory system cannot handle it.
My lungs are fucked up because of this climate cough.
by LingDanc803 December 2, 2023
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