chocolate cough

When you cough after you eat chocolate or anything with chocolate in it.

Dave:“*COUGH*” Max:”Uhh, didn’t you eat a chocolate bar just now??” Dave:” Sorry dude, that was one of my chocolate coughs.”

by DΘCTΘRχΡΗΥL July 16, 2024

circuit cough

The persistent cough usually accompanied by a sore throat occurring after attending a Circuit Party or festival. Usually caused by yelling over music, lack of sleep, and other extracurricular activities related to the circuit scene.

Tom is a true Circuit Queen. He has circuit cough at least once a month.

by allaboutxy May 02, 2019

Wooking Cough

when your attending a festival and you take too big of a bong hit with your bro macaroni and old man santana and can't stop coughing.

Brooooooo you gots that wooking cough!

by Gum-Shoe-Sleuth November 24, 2021

cough cloud

When someone with corona virus 🦠 cough with out covering their mouth.

Wait Bridget that lady just coughed don’t walk into her cough cloud.

by Hm88 April 03, 2020

grandpas old cough medicine

Booze in general. Usually in something non alcoholic like hot chocolate that he gave to your dad to make him shut up

"Honey, Jimmy is crying again"
"I'll give him some cough medicine"
-grandpas old cough medicine

by Psychedelic shrooms July 08, 2015

Box Cough

When you get a bad cough the morning/day after performing felatio on a questionable woman.

Man, I caught a bad box cough from that girl at the bar last night.

by Boxcoughcreator June 24, 2019

Shithead's Cough

Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.

Pronounced sheeth-edz.
"Why does Shifferbreins always cough when I do nice things or breathe?"
"That's shithead's cough. Shitheads like Schifferbreins seek your attention to protest your existence and your breathing air."
"Shitheads? I'm going on a hunger strike against shitheads then."
"--I'm in--we gonna starve though because God and Satan are both firmly against shitheads already. Shitheads can't have nice things like us and can't stop."

Misjudgments are possible, though there is no known cure for shitheadedness until Jesus and the Holy Spirit become willing.

#shooterscough #shitheadscough #shitheads

Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.

by © September 08, 2023