never had a cough

If you've "never had a cough", you've never had an STD.

" They say the average person has 6 sexual partners in their lifetime. Shit, Nate has had enough strange for 20 lifetimes. And has never had a cough."

by Peckerwooded November 9, 2021

Chilli cough

Coughing whilst sick with covid

Oh shit he’s got the chilli cough, he must have been eating bats

by AzzzMelbourneOztralia November 16, 2021

manorville dick cough

something u get when u visit/live in manorville. hacking profusely.

daniel has manorville dick cough

by enowneaknw September 25, 2021

Cough Drops

The dried spots on the inside of your windshield (windscreen) or outside of your computer monitor.

Usually caused by uncovered coughs and/or sneezes.

I had to clean the cough drops off my computer monitor, again.

by Miss Pirette August 5, 2021

volcano cough

When you take a huge rip, can't get the smoke out fast enough, and start choking while the smoke is still in your lungs. This burns like hell, hence the name.

I chalked my toob yellow, took a mondo snap, then volcano coughed my ass off, and proceeded to throw up.

by NattyGlass March 22, 2011

Day care kenel cough

Children picking up illness from other children.

Children picking up illnesses from other children and taking that cough or cold home to the parents. Honey, it seems like we have been constantly sick ever since we enrolled junior into day care. I know junior is sick today, but we both have to work, just send him in! And the vicious circle of "Day care kenel cough continues"!

by A Big Bad Boy October 16, 2011

Wooking Cough

when your attending a festival and you take too big of a bong hit with your bro macaroni and old man santana and can't stop coughing.

Brooooooo you gots that wooking cough!

by Gum-Shoe-Sleuth November 24, 2021