toilet corndog

A continual long log of shit that tapers into a point, similar to the stick portion of a corndog.

"I'm trying to pick a stall, but the handicap one has no toilet paper and the small one has a fat toilet corndog floating in it"

by Cucktagon April 13, 2020

Russty Corndog

When you get diarrhea at the carnival and have to plug your butt with a corndog.

I ate too many funnel cakes and had to pull a quick russty corndog so I wouldn’t lose my place in line.

When I saw that the Carnie had a Def Leppard neck tattoo, I knew she’d be down for a Russty Corndog.

by Lily Boone September 27, 2020

fresh corndog

An act during sex when a guy is giving anal and he unexpectedly gets his dick shat on by the girl

Sally: “Hey, what did you do with Drew last night?”
Marissa: “He wanted to do something new during sex so I gave him the fresh corndog. He hated it.”
Sally: “Omg girl! You are such a crackhead.”

by Bedcliff June 27, 2021

Soggy Corndog

A soggy corndog is when one individual, having a penis, ejaculates on a condom prior to sexual intercourse with a female. The sperm on the condom draws the condom obsolete in sexual acts. There is no practical use for the soggy corndog.

Theo: “Bro I can’t believe this, this is my 3rd pregnancy this year, with 3 different girls!”
Logan: “Theo you can’t just keep soggy corndogging girls, they’re obviously gonna get pregant!”
Theo: “Bro I just can’t do it any other way.”

by Notzev August 14, 2021

freckled corndog

a nickname usually bestowed on ginger men stiffy shlongs.

girl 1 : Have you seen Beatrice yesterday?
girl 2 : nah, her man is gonna be deployed next week.

she said she has to stay home for a serving of freckled corndog,

by WolvenTheRogue August 19, 2021

freckled corndog

a nickname usually bestowed on ginger men stiffy shlongs.

girl 1 : Have you seen Beatrice yesterday?
girl 2 : nah, her man is gonna be deployed next week.

she said she has to stay home for a serving of freckled corndog,

by WolvenTheRogue August 19, 2021

muddy corndog

n: when you're on round 8 with your buddy's girlfriend, ate taco bell earlier, she invites you in through her backdoor, you pull your wet war noodle out of her anus and it's covered in shit that resembles a corndog covered in mud. YOUR WELCOME!!

Ryan: "man my girl got home this morning no clothes, car and covered in shit!"

Drue: "I know, i kicked her out after she gave me muddy corndog and shit all over my apartment."

by RICKFLAIRWOOOO December 18, 2021