The point when Tories shift from blaming the last Labour government to blaming the next Labour government.
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You have the freedom... to do my book....
Conservative “Hey!”
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Iam “Ow! You poked my face...”
Conservative “Do my book... or an adjacent book of my choosing.”
Iam “I...”
Conservative “Go... Do it... Do the book.”
Conservative “Hey!”
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Iam “Ow! You poked my face...”
Conservative “Do my book... or an adjacent book of my choosing.”
Iam “I...”
Conservative “Go... Do it... Do the book.”
Iam “But... You’re not doing the book though... I saw you not doing it...”
Conservative “Do I look perfect to you!? I’m not perfect so I don’t have to do the book! Look at my hat 🤠 you can’t wear it though! I’m a literal Jesus..”
Iam “Wait... How... I... Don’t want to do the book though... I’m not going to do the book.”
Conservative “Well I’m just going to need control of the government and the words so I can restrict ‘freedom’ into ‘doing the book’ “
Iam “Isn’t that what those other guys are doing?”
Conservative “They should NOT be allowed to do that! You need to help me stop them!”
Iam “They... Should not be allowed... To do the thing you’re trying to do?” 🤨
Conservative “Yes... I need to do it instead of them or you won’t do the book...”
Iam “The book that you don’t do?” 🤨
Conservative “Correct. I mean I do it sometimes but when I don’t it’s fine.”
Iam “So is it fine when I don’t do the book?”
Conservative “No... No, you have to do the book.”
Iam “I don’t though...”
Conservative “Look it’s better if everyone just does the book.”
Iam “But... No one ever does the book... because to do the book you have to be perfect...”
Conservative “Yes... Er, wait, no... Yes.”
Hym “I’m going to do the opposite of the the book... Imma do it real hard... I’m going to do the opposite to punish you for trying to make me do the book Hahahahahahahahaha!”
Iam “I’m going to bed...”
Conservative “Do I look perfect to you!? I’m not perfect so I don’t have to do the book! Look at my hat 🤠 you can’t wear it though! I’m a literal Jesus..”
Iam “Wait... How... I... Don’t want to do the book though... I’m not going to do the book.”
Conservative “Well I’m just going to need control of the government and the words so I can restrict ‘freedom’ into ‘doing the book’ “
Iam “Isn’t that what those other guys are doing?”
Conservative “They should NOT be allowed to do that! You need to help me stop them!”
Iam “They... Should not be allowed... To do the thing you’re trying to do?” 🤨
Conservative “Yes... I need to do it instead of them or you won’t do the book...”
Iam “The book that you don’t do?” 🤨
Conservative “Correct. I mean I do it sometimes but when I don’t it’s fine.”
Iam “So is it fine when I don’t do the book?”
Conservative “No... No, you have to do the book.”
Iam “I don’t though...”
Conservative “Look it’s better if everyone just does the book.”
Iam “But... No one ever does the book... because to do the book you have to be perfect...”
Conservative “Yes... Er, wait, no... Yes.”
Hym “I’m going to do the opposite of the the book... Imma do it real hard... I’m going to do the opposite to punish you for trying to make me do the book Hahahahahahahahaha!”
Iam “I’m going to bed...”
by Hym Iam November 23, 2022
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by Jon Dil Dough March 11, 2023
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Did you see that Fred is upset with Frigidaire because they support abortion rights? He is so pissed that he bought a Frigidaire air conditioner just to drop it from the 3rd floor window. The typical conservative boycott. Wouldn’t surprise me that Fred bought the warranty as well.
by Joseph Heston April 13, 2023
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I am against conservatism.
by QUU9988 April 22, 2023
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