woody colak-antic

ephoria:

.j.e..nd...e..r... (closeted)

falls off bikes a bit much and lands on his head

he/they

- lesbian

genshin stan twt (keqing kin)

in love with harry and hugo veevers

*eats cereal at 4am because thats so squirty TT*
my wood is so woody and meaty member look at my huge branches. suck my roots until i sap. :woody colak-antic

by dochi August 4, 2021

rn cola

When a nurse at the end of their shift, still in scrubs/uniform walks into a RaceTrack or Quick Tripp and the attendant comps their fountain drink.this is RN cola!

I went up to pay for my drink and they laughed and said their ain’t no charge for that RN cola. (Texas)
I went to pay for my drink and they informed me that there was no charge for RN cola. (everywhere else) RN SODA

by FillR July 15, 2022

Penis colada

The act of giving a person with a penis a blow job until completion. Once they finish, you take one of those tiny drink umbrellas and stick it down the pee-hole as an embellishment.

Lisa was feeling extra spicy and wanted to deliver her partner a special bedroom dessert, a penis colada!

by megaloptera December 7, 2022

coca cola

A very nice beverage that also cures headaches because it used to be medicine.

Want some Coca-Cola?
Sure, my head is actually hurting, so I need some.
coca cola

by Flanfair September 1, 2023

Speed Cola

Press those lips against the only one that truly moves you,

Speed cola speeds up your life!

by KrypticIDK June 28, 2023

crap-a-cola

A fictional brand of soft-drink marketed and branded as the "in-drink" for people who are extremely lame. 1. If used in association with a person's name, it means that person is lame or a douchbag. 2. If used to refer to a beverage being consume at the time of use, it means the drink is of poor quality or suck.

1. Hey Zach, why don't you put down your crap-a-cola, finish your sandwich, and get the hell out of my house!

2. I'd like to buy the world a crap-a-cola.

by poopstain devon May 10, 2008

My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola

Lana Del Rey’s pussy tastes like Pepsi cola…

Lana: “My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola”
Everyone: She was high writing this..

by LilliannaVinyl July 21, 2023