when after shitting, the shit that wasn't wiped up completely gets smushed up against the sides of your asscheeks.
by ThatDude9.0 February 25, 2020
Get the cow assmug. by I will sue your ass. October 4, 2022
Get the Cow Townersmug. An amazing group of friends that sit together and know everyones private info. They are amazing and funny. Basically the best people you will ever meet.
by oneofthesisters September 22, 2019
Get the sisters and a cowmug. A female human being who, despite being overweight with a large, wide stomach, has inordinately small breasts and a flat buttocks, thus taking on the shape of a box.
1) Oh dear Jesus, I was talking to this chick I found on Myspace, but she sent me some nudes and she's a total box cow!
2) I'm telling you dude, this chick was such a box cow. She must weigh 200 pounds, but her chest and ass are flat. It's disgusting!
2) I'm telling you dude, this chick was such a box cow. She must weigh 200 pounds, but her chest and ass are flat. It's disgusting!
by Cheesy Goodness April 30, 2008
Get the box cowmug. Not what you keep a cow in but a pen that looks like a cow. It also moos and shoot lazer vision in your eye from it's nose. Extremely annoying and you can buy them at the mall.
by cookiequeens December 23, 2009
Get the Cow Penmug. Females that spend their Friday nights grazing in Pacific Beach, CA.
Typically women who probably were attractive at some point or could be attractive but aren't because of the following.
1. They wear too much make-up.
2. They are slightly over-weight (i.e. they started hott/thin, but years of drinking heavily, and eating dinner in PB has taken a tole on them.
3. They tell their stories just a little bit louder than the normal person would in a conversation. Their stories generally consist of topics that suck like:
a. Getting dinner in PB.
b. Some ex-bf.
c. Something not interesting at all no matter how many times they insist that it was "fabulous, epic, insane."
4. They enter whatever establishment appearing to be somewhat classy and put together but by the time they leave are slurring, make-up running, common stock pigs.
5. In a conversation, they will attribute value to any person that lives "in PB" or has "a friend who lives in PB" or has had "dinner in PB"
6. They think sushi is the greatest thing in the world.
7. They are attracted to men who wear plaid, who are wannabe UFC fighters, who use Axe body wash, or generally men who strive to be the poster boy for Men's Health.
Typically women who probably were attractive at some point or could be attractive but aren't because of the following.
1. They wear too much make-up.
2. They are slightly over-weight (i.e. they started hott/thin, but years of drinking heavily, and eating dinner in PB has taken a tole on them.
3. They tell their stories just a little bit louder than the normal person would in a conversation. Their stories generally consist of topics that suck like:
a. Getting dinner in PB.
b. Some ex-bf.
c. Something not interesting at all no matter how many times they insist that it was "fabulous, epic, insane."
4. They enter whatever establishment appearing to be somewhat classy and put together but by the time they leave are slurring, make-up running, common stock pigs.
5. In a conversation, they will attribute value to any person that lives "in PB" or has "a friend who lives in PB" or has had "dinner in PB"
6. They think sushi is the greatest thing in the world.
7. They are attracted to men who wear plaid, who are wannabe UFC fighters, who use Axe body wash, or generally men who strive to be the poster boy for Men's Health.
Yeah the girls he dates are close to hott, but not really, like your typical PB cow.
Guy 1: Hey let's go hit on those PB cows.
Guy 2: Alright, should we talk about the fight with them?
Guy 1: Yup, and then we'll mention that we had sushi in PB and it was epic.
Guy 1: Hey let's go hit on those PB cows.
Guy 2: Alright, should we talk about the fight with them?
Guy 1: Yup, and then we'll mention that we had sushi in PB and it was epic.
by PBDairyFarmer March 12, 2011
Get the PB Cowmug. GOES MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by bananananana split October 24, 2018
Get the Jasmine the cowmug.