A co-worker that lures you in to thinking that mediocrity is commonplace at the office. Just when you think you are both on the same page he or she will make look bad by putting together elite spreadsheets, cutting edge PowerPoints, and insightful talking points at meetings.
John: Where is Lindsay? She normally takes a 2 hour lunch with us?
Jim: Oh you didn't know? Turns out she is a closet overachiever.
Jim: Oh you didn't know? Turns out she is a closet overachiever.
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Hey bro, I don't go down like that. I go down like this. Come on man, don't you have a wife and kids? Yes, it's not like I'm gay, I'm just closet straight.
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A false friendship, in which someone tries to get closer to you in order to steal from, embarrass, or ruin you.
A false friendship, in which someone tries to get closer to you in order to steal from, embarrass, or ruin you.
We picked his brain and he never realized he was being "Played Close".
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"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer".
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see Ludacris Lyrics for the song "Roll Out".
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"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer".
Active Verbal Description:
see Ludacris Lyrics for the song "Roll Out".
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Guy 1: You met that new guy Richard?
Guy 2: Yeah dude I hate that fucking bitch! He is such a door closer
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Guy 3: What does he do in there that he feels the need to hide
Guy 2: Yeah dude I hate that fucking bitch! He is such a door closer
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Guy 3: What does he do in there that he feels the need to hide
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