Carpedonktum

The handle (gamer/hacker/online identity) of a conservative online personality and meme creator, found on Facebook, Instagram, & Youtube, among others.

Did you hear that pro trump supporter Carpedonktum's Twitter account got taken down last week?

by Louie Arden September 21, 2020

scallywag/carpet-bagger

During reconstruction after the civil war in the southern U.S. there were notherners who came down who were called scallywags and carpet baggers. The word scallywag meant troublemaker and carpet-bagger was an allusion to the bags carried by the norther buisness men who came just to profit. The use of both of these terms was in effect of any person seen as one of these type of people, regardless of race.

I learned about people who former confederate supporters reffered to as scallywags and carpet-baggers in My U.S. history class in 11th grade when the unit vocabulary was being discussed.

by Light Joker June 14, 2004

Hokay Capeche

A term meaning "OK" or yes when used in the right sense.

I'll give you the money tomorrow, Hokay Capeche?

by gonegoing August 2, 2006

carpet toad

A highly illusive yet abundant species of toad. Greasy foods and beer seem to attract the carpet toad. Although many people have claimed to have been close enough to even feel the carpet toad run right next to them, experts have yet to capture one for scientific study or photography. There have been numerous reports that when startled, they will emit an unpleasant odor and rippling sound very similar to the barking spider. Some experts have theorized that due to the different odors and sound variations that there may be different breeds of carpet toads. Most experts agree that it is closely related to the Brown Spitting Toad.

Bill: Dude, did you fart?
Bob: No, must have been those carpet toads again.

by Brockm January 8, 2008

carpetto

any person who enjoys resting on the floor more than furniture.

Foogie was a genuine carpetto. He always refused to come up on the couch with the rest of us.

by provider44 January 17, 2010

Carpet Hair

Hair that is so matted down with hair products and teasing that it now resembles a carpet.

Ex. Scene kids, porn stars.

1: Ew do you see that girls hair?
2: Yeah, she totally had carpet hair, she should wash that shit.

by Hurry Durry May 31, 2010

Carpet Classroom

The classrooms in high school that have carpets. These classrooms are inhabited only by retarded kids because they are at a higher risk of falling and hurting themselves on hard floors!

Dan is so stupid they are gonna put him in the carpet classrooms!

by rutgers69123 January 19, 2011