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Bad Carl

When a Hot Carl goes badly wrong, if one suffocates from either the plastic wrap or oral blockage from not using plastic wrap.
Did you hear about Janky? He tried giving Aaron a Hot Carl but didn't use plastic wrap... It quickly turned to Bad Carl once he choked on the steamer.
by Popcorn Factory October 26, 2011
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Hot-Carl

A Hot-Carl is when you are in a 69 position and you squeeze out a hot, spicy fart. Since the chick's nose is near your butthole, she gets the extra pleasure of whatever you had for dinner that night. Strictly a class move. It is also known as the Alabama Nose Warmer.

All the above entries, I believe, are incorrect. Taking a shit over someone's face is called a "Glass-Bottom Boat". Shitting on someone's chest is called a "Cleveland Steamer".
Jenny's mouth felt so good on my cock, that I became too relaxed and blew a spicy Hot-Carl on her nose. I shouldn't have had those habanero poppers.
by Nycroft December 29, 2005
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Hot Carl

The act of taking a shit on someone's face with Seran wrap over their face as to make you and/or your partner sexually aroused.

Especially cool if the Hot Carl-ee is a Chao to the Hot Carl-er
CHAO: Hey, dude, you wanna Hot Carl on my face?
ROBIN FAULKNER: Sure, dude I'm pretty full of shit right now.
CHAO: Oh, great, make sure you squeeze out all the liquid shit too, so I can suck it up with a straw later.
by Matt Sutty July 22, 2007
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Cold Carl

When you take a fat shit and freeze it real good. Then you call your bitch over and dildo it up. Even better when she bobs on it and warms it up.
I gave her a cold carl
by cockaholic January 2, 2003
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Carl Jr's

Bruh it's still Carl's Jr, not Carl Jr's, yet no one knows why.
Carl Jr: I'm not naming my restaurant chain CARL JR'S like I should, but Carl's Jr should work splendidly!
Carl Sr: My son's a fucking clown.
by meljogo February 21, 2021
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Carl shit

When a man does or says something homosexual or questionable to another man.
Guy 1: I was on the subway and this guy tried to put his hand on my ass.

Guy 2: Oh hell no, that's that Carl shit.
by OG Squiggle September 25, 2013
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Carled Out

The act of disappearing from a fun situation due to a bitchy girlfriend, too much alcohol, and/or general lame excuses.
Jim's girlfriend caught him having fun last night and then he Carled out
by blackrobotjesus April 1, 2012
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